The Winking Problem
Wednesday, December 07, 2016 11 comments
"The Winking Problem" A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales rep for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his application and says, “This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best university; your r... Read more
"A Foot And A Half" ........ I just couldn't resist...Lol
Tuesday, December 06, 2016 12 comments
"A Foot And A Half" An Italian woman married an Italian man. The Italian tradition for newlyweds is to remain virgins until they're married and then sleep at the girl's mother's house on their wedding night. After the wedding, the newlywe... Read more
"Where Are We"
Monday, December 05, 2016 6 comments
"Where Are We" Two Americans driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwy
rndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch, and the first American asked the waitress "Before we order, please pronounce very slowly where we ... Read more
"Little Johnny" Is at it Again!!
Thursday, December 01, 2016 10 comments
"Little Johnny" Is at it Again!! "Little Johnny" was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard: "One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two." "Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four." "Three and three... " His mother... Read more
"The New Priest!"
Monday, November 28, 2016 11 comments
"The New Priest!" A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vo... Read more
When Men Retire.......
Sunday, November 27, 2016 14 comments
When Men Retire....... A man who was retired from his work was forced to accompany his wife on her trips to WalMart. Unfortunately, like most men, he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, his wif... Read more
"The Cheif Named The Papoose's"
Friday, November 18, 2016 5 comments
"The Cheif Named The Papoose's" Big Black Bear was a great Native American cheif, it was his duty to name all the children of the village and he loved it when a new one came into this world. One day, one of the young native boys came up t... Read more
Thursday, November 17, 2016 14 comments
"Five Surgeons" Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best Patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants On my operating table because when you open them up, everything ... Read more
"Two Newlyweds...."poochie pooh....coochie cooh...! Lol"
Wednesday, November 16, 2016 10 comments
"Two Newlyweds...."poochie pooh....coochie cooh...! Lol" The newlyweds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the wife, "Honey, I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a beer, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy C... Read more
"A Man Riding His Harley Gets His Wish!"
Tuesday, November 15, 2016 7 comments
"A Man Riding His Harley Gets His Wish!" A man riding his Harley was riding along a Califorina beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all way... Read more
"Little Johnny And His Grandpa!"
Monday, November 14, 2016 11 comments
"Little Johnny And His Grandpa!" On Thursday, Lil Johnny skipped school to go to an amusement park with his grandfather. On Saturday, Lil Johnny, and his grandfather were walking down the street when they saw Lil Johnny's teacher. Gra... Read more
Wednesday, November 09, 2016 5 comments
The Cuckoo... The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, I promise! Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down all too easily. Around 3 A.M... a bit loaded, I ... Read more
"The Foul Mouthed Son Just After Christmas!"
Monday, November 07, 2016 7 comments
"The Foul Mouthed Son Just After Christmas!" (Has little bit of foul language but not too bad! Just remember it is so important for us to be very careful of what we say just as much of what we do in front of our children, even if it's wit... Read more
A Joke for the Ladies!
Saturday, October 08, 2016 11 comments
A Joke for the Ladies A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes... Read more
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