"Two Irish Nuns!"
Thursday, February 02, 2017 11 comments
"Two Irish Nuns!" Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do a... Read more
"Try These On!"
Wednesday, February 01, 2017 17 comments
"Try These On!" A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and... Read more
"Four Married Guys Golfing!"
Tuesday, January 31, 2017 5 comments
"Four Married Guys Golfing!" One weekend four married guys went golfing. During the 4th hole, the following conversation took place. First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to pr... Read more
Every Body Deserves A " SECOND CHANCE"
Saturday, January 28, 2017 10 comments
"Second Chance" Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You guys seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want yo... Read more
"Friends" Some times get their just dessert's...Lol
Friday, January 27, 2017 6 comments
"Friends" A man takes his girl out. On the way home he stops five miles out of town and tells her he wants to to have sex with her. She refuses to put out so he . . . puts her out. She walks back. The next night they go back ... Read more
"Blonde On A Plane!"....
Tuesday, January 24, 2017 20 comments
"Blonde On A Plane!".... There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a lawyer on a airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally,the lawyer offered her 10-1 odds, & said e... Read more
"God Bless Grandma and Goodbye Grandpa!"
Saturday, January 21, 2017 13 comments
"God Bless Grandma and Goodbye Grandpa!" A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The fath... Read more
"40 Things Never Said By Southerners!"
Friday, January 20, 2017 9 comments
Just to show I do have a good sense of humor! I am a southerner ......Lol! "40 Things Never Said By Southerners!" 40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen. 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won't fi... Read more
Thursday, January 19, 2017 15 comments
"Blonde Dieting" A terribly overweight blonde goes to see her doctor for some help with dieting. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have los... Read more
"Words Of Wisdom!"
Tuesday, January 17, 2017 9 comments
"Words Of Wisdom!" The wise old Mother Superior from the convent in Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then, one nun took th... Read more
"I Was Driving Home One Night!"
Thursday, January 12, 2017 14 comments
"I Was Driving Home One Night!" I was driving one night, when all of a sudden there was a pine tree right in front of me so I swerved to miss it only to have another tree pop up so I swerved to miss that one, split second later up popped an... Read more
"New Kindergarten Rules For Little Johnny!"
Tuesday, January 10, 2017 6 comments
"New Kindergarten Rules For Little Johnny!" A group of previous kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to us... Read more
"So Glad I Have Carmex Chapstick!"
Monday, January 09, 2017 13 comments
"So Glad I Have Carmex Chapstick!" An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cow... Read more
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