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"New Underwear! ........."
Wednesday, March 01, 2017      12 comments

"New Underwear! ........." The doctor said, 'Jeff, the good news is, I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pr... Read more
Three Dogs in a Bar
Tuesday, February 28, 2017      11 comments

Three Dogs in a Bar The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberm... Read more
"Reporting My Neighbor Virgil!"
Saturday, February 25, 2017      10 comments

"Reporting My Neighbor Virgil!" ‘Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?’ ‘Yes. What can I do for you?’ ‘I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith…. He’s hiding’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it ins... Read more
"The Old Lion Hunt!"
Friday, February 24, 2017      8 comments

"The Old Lion Hunt!" One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, “See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire-place? He is o... Read more
"THE FIRE TRUCK "
Thursday, February 23, 2017      12 comments

"The Fire Truck!" A fireman is working on an engine outside the station when he sees a little girl riding down the street. She’s in a little red fire engine with ladders on the side and a garden hose coiled in the middle. She’s wearing ... Read more
FEMALE PUT DOWNS TO PICK UP LINES......
Monday, February 20, 2017      11 comments

"Female Put Downs To Pick Up Lines…" HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face... Read more
"Attempted Murder In The Grocery Store Parking Lot!"
Sunday, February 19, 2017      6 comments

"Attempted Murder In The Grocery Store Parking Lot!" Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows... Read more
"Mexican Jews" and no it's not racist.....
Monday, February 13, 2017      10 comments

"Mexican Jews" Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?" Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waite... Read more
"Be Nice To Little Old Ladies …"
Friday, February 10, 2017      10 comments

"Be Nice To Little Old Ladies …" LAWYER: What’s your age? OLD LADY: I’m 68. LAWYER: Tell us, in your own words, what happened to you, on the day in question. OLD LADY: Well I was, sitting there on a park bench on a warm spring even... Read more
"Be Nice To Little Old Ladies …"
Friday, February 10, 2017      2 comments

"Be Nice To Little Old Ladies …" LAWYER: What’s your age? OLD LADY: I’m 68. LAWYER: Tell us, in your own words, what happened to you, on the day in question. OLD LADY: Well I was, sitting there on a park bench on a warm spring even... Read more
"Three Bulls Talkin Bull!!
Thursday, February 09, 2017      13 comments

"Three Bulls Talkin Bull!! Three Bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. The first bull says, "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 y... Read more
"Spend, Spend, Spend."
Wednesday, February 08, 2017      9 comments

"Spend, Spend, Spend." Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. MAN: “Hello.” WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the... Read more
"What Gender Is A Computer?"
Monday, February 06, 2017      12 comments

"What Gender Is A Computer?" An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usuall... Read more
"Divorced Barbie!"
Sunday, February 05, 2017      9 comments

"Divorced Barbie!" Guy walks into a Department Store and asked the lady where the Barbies were. "It's my daughters birthday he explained." She leads him to a Isle with a bunch of barbies that were all priced $$10.00. There was barb... Read more
"ALCOHOL WARNINGS"
Saturday, February 04, 2017      9 comments

"ALCOHOL WARNINGS" The government have decided that young people, especially females are not getting the message on excessive drinking. So a special think tank hove come up with some new message that will shortly be appearing on alcohol ... Read more

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