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Magic Mirror
Thursday, July 14, 2011      4 comments

One day while her husband is out working, a bored housewife decides to clean out the attic. While up there, she finds an antique mirror, which she decides would look good... Read more
The ambassador of a small African nation ...
Wednesday, July 13, 2011      4 comments

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Rus... Read more
What a Woman says and a Man Hears
Monday, July 11, 2011      5 comments

What a woman says: "This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: "blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON ... Read more
A woman accompanied her husband ...
Saturday, July 09, 2011      5 comments

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a ver... Read more
Dirty Rabbit ...
Friday, July 08, 2011      6 comments

While lying in his hammock and drinking whiskey from the bottle a man noticed his dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to his dismay, he realized it wa... Read more
A young ventriloquist ...
Thursday, July 07, 2011      3 comments

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of dumb blond jokes when a big blond woman in ... Read more
The Grill ...
Wednesday, July 06, 2011      6 comments

A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding fl... Read more
Bachelor Cat
Tuesday, July 05, 2011      4 comments

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For my American Friends, Here is a 4th of July Joke
Monday, July 04, 2011      8 comments

One year, Johnny’s family was having an “extended family” 4th of July cookout at their home. One of the special treats that year was lighting the fireworks (Roman candles,... Read more
In the spirit of Wimbledon ...
Saturday, July 02, 2011      4 comments

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing no one around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. L... Read more
You might be Canadian if ...
Friday, July 01, 2011      7 comments

You bring a portable TV on a camping trip so that you don't miss Hockey Night. You can repeat the entire Molson's Canadian 'The Rant'. You hum David Foster's ... Read more
The Greatest Country And Western Songs Of All Time
Thursday, June 30, 2011      3 comments

* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed * Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye * Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was... Read more
Real Meanings Behind Abbreviations in Personal Ads
Wednesday, June 29, 2011      4 comments

Most people have at least once in their lives, read through the singles classified ads. Perhaps wondering what type of person is behind the ad. Maybe some of you have even answered some of them. Well for those of you that have tried to fig... Read more
Things That Hallmark Cards Don't Say
Tuesday, June 28, 2011      17 comments

My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be. But don"t fret about it... She moved in with me. Looking back over the years th... Read more
Glasses etc and Bacon Tree
Monday, June 27, 2011      4 comments

Well, I tried all day yesterday to fix my glasses to no avail. I think I got more glue on my hands than anything. I'm going to an optician to see if they can fix them. On another note, I forgot to mention on my blind bike ride back that ... Read more

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