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Nike's Best Customer
Tuesday, January 10, 2012      10 comments

A man was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. Afte... Read more
And then the fight started ...
Thursday, January 05, 2012      11 comments

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive ... so, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started ... Aft... Read more
Calculate Your "Personal Year" for 2012
Tuesday, December 27, 2011      9 comments

According to numerology, The Personal Year is helpful in evaluating the trend of the coming calendar year. For a clue as to what lies ahead in the coming year, calculate y... Read more
A Blonde's Year In Review
Friday, December 23, 2011      7 comments

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ..... HELLLOOO!!!....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got really excited....... Read more
Christmas Cranberries
Friday, December 09, 2011      4 comments

youtu.be/51cdrVEmW6I In case the link doesn't work: http://youtu.be/51cdrVEmW6I... Read more
Zoo Christmas
Thursday, December 08, 2011      7 comments

The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the gnu. If the gnu's ears were forward, that mea... Read more
Jack & Jill's Wedding
Monday, December 05, 2011      9 comments

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side. When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, ... Read more
How to tell if you are a Grinch (Test)
Friday, December 02, 2011      6 comments

You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your own name. (5 points) You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's outdoor display to replenish your... Read more
Free Paula Deen Holiday Hosting Guide
Friday, December 02, 2011      2 comments

In case anyone is interested, I found a free Paula Deen Holiday Hosting guide. I will leave a link and the url in case the link doesn't work. Enjoy! www.smithfield.com/media
Hosting_Guide_by_Sm... Read more
Weird Anagrams
Wednesday, November 30, 2011      6 comments

I found these to be interesting ... DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER DESPERATION... Read more
What kind of Tree are you?
Tuesday, November 29, 2011      8 comments

Find your birthday and your tree and then scroll down. (I'm a Fig Tree!) Jan 01 to Jan 11 Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypres... Read more
Blue Hair & Steering Wheels
Saturday, November 26, 2011      4 comments

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The ... Read more
Black Friday
Friday, November 25, 2011      7 comments

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How to Cook a Turkey/3 Things Proven to Change the Course of Thanksgiving
Thursday, November 24, 2011      7 comments

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American Sparkers out there! HOW TO COOK A TURKEY Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set... Read more
Do you know your birth verse?
Saturday, November 19, 2011      6 comments

I came across this the other day and found it kind of interesting. Apparently, there is a corresponding Bible Verse that matches your birthday. You can buy jewellery etc... Read more

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