A new priest ...
Friday, April 15, 2011 5 comments
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass... Read more
I'm Semi Back/Frustrated/Baptism of a Drunk
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 6 comments
Well, I went to the doctor the other day and got some prescription antihistamines. I don't know what's worse the side effects from the antihistamine or the vertigo itself. I am feeling a little better so I'm on the right track. I figure a few... Read more
I bought a new bathing suit.
Saturday, April 09, 2011 11 comments
Today is a serious blog entry. I weighed myself today, which is halfway through my weight loss week, and discovered that I am 1 pound 4 ounces away from hitting the 200 mark. That was one of my major goals. I said to myself that when I reach ... Read more
A first grade teacher ...
Friday, April 08, 2011 9 comments
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I t... Read more
St. Peter stood at the...
Wednesday, April 06, 2011 4 comments
St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. 'Jesus, would you mind the gate while I go do an errand?' 'Sure,' replied Jesus. 'What do I have to do?' 'Just find out about the pe... Read more
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