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A mangy looking guy ...
Friday, June 10, 2011      8 comments

A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No way, pal. I don't think you can pay for it." "You're right," the guy says. "I don't h... Read more
The Blind Man's Blond Joke
Thursday, June 09, 2011      10 comments

A blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolu... Read more
A farmer was sitting ...
Wednesday, June 08, 2011      7 comments

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?" ... Read more
Three mice ...
Tuesday, June 07, 2011      6 comments

Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch,... Read more
Update On My Bike/A Man and his Duck
Monday, June 06, 2011      9 comments

First of all, I'd like to thank everyone for their recommendations. I really, really appreciate it. Well, I unfortunately, had to go back to the bike store. So I went out there yesterday and explained to the guy what was wrong. He fixed ... Read more
New Bike
Sunday, June 05, 2011      5 comments

Well, I did it. I finally broke down and bought a new bike. My other one was 15 years old and it just about had it. I'm so happy with my bike. It actually is my size. I bypassed the department store bikes in that I could never get one in my... Read more
Dusty Underwear
Saturday, June 04, 2011      7 comments

One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn... Read more
XXX Rated ATM Machine
Friday, June 03, 2011      10 comments

The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies' night club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came... Read more
Tarzan had been ...
Wednesday, June 01, 2011      7 comments

Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa ... Read more
Three people, 2 men and 1 woman ...
Tuesday, May 31, 2011      14 comments

Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. They are putting me down.... Read more
It got crowded in heaven ...
Monday, May 30, 2011      8 comments

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The ma... Read more
Bags Under Eyes
Saturday, May 28, 2011      4 comments

There was this woman who had bags under her eyes and wanted to get them removed so she could look younger; so, she went to a plastic surgeon. She tells the doctor I can't ... Read more
Ancient Chinese Torture
Friday, May 27, 2011      5 comments

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. ... Read more
After a bizarre cliff side accident ...
Thursday, May 26, 2011      11 comments

After a bizarre cliff side accident, all eleven members of the women's outing found themselves hanging perilously from a rope over the edge of the cliff. Ten of the women were blonde's and one was a brunette. After dangling there for a only a sh... Read more
A blond, wanting ...
Wednesday, May 25, 2011      7 comments

A blond, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, yo... Read more

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