The Blind Man's Blond Joke
Thursday, June 09, 2011 10 comments
A blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolu... Read more
Update On My Bike/A Man and his Duck
Monday, June 06, 2011 9 comments
First of all, I'd like to thank everyone for their recommendations. I really, really appreciate it. Well, I unfortunately, had to go back to the bike store. So I went out there yesterday and explained to the guy what was wrong. He fixed ... Read more
Saturday, June 04, 2011 7 comments
One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn... Read more
It got crowded in heaven ...
Monday, May 30, 2011 8 comments
It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The ma... Read more
After a bizarre cliff side accident ...
Thursday, May 26, 2011 11 comments
After a bizarre cliff side accident, all eleven members of the women's outing found themselves hanging perilously from a rope over the edge of the cliff. Ten of the women were blonde's and one was a brunette. After dangling there for a only a sh... Read more
A blond, wanting ...
Wednesday, May 25, 2011 7 comments
A blond, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, yo... Read more
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