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  • Smile of the Day

    5/31/2020 5:05:41 PM, by SHERYE

    “In some large stores it is now illegal to buy more than one package of toilet paper. The police have named it 'The Big Crack Down'.” ... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/30/2020 4:25:31 PM, by SHERYE

    A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiance to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his library for a drink. So what are your plans? The father asks the young man. I am a Torah scholar. He sa... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/28/2020 8:58:59 PM, by SHERYE

    After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned. The... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/27/2020 6:31:39 PM, by SHERYE

    A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Oh I'm sorry," responded the underclassman, "I didn't realize you were pregnant."... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/25/2020 6:40:40 PM, by SHERYE

    My dad walked me down the aisle at my third wedding. He said, “I keep giving you away... and they keep giving you back!”... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/24/2020 2:41:03 PM, by SHERYE

    A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleep... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/23/2020 5:05:31 PM, by SHERYE

    People say that there is no difference between ‘finished’ and ‘complete’. I say there is... Marry the right person, and you’re COMPLETE. Marry the wrong person, and you’re FINISHED.... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/21/2020 4:03:24 PM, by SHERYE

    A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Native American. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth," the man replied. "I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us." "Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster."... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/20/2020 1:54:54 PM, by SHERYE

    An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/18/2020 10:58:15 PM, by SHERYE

    "How did you find your steak?" asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant. "Just luck," the hungry man replied, sadly. "I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!" ... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/17/2020 6:38:38 PM, by SHERYE

    She left him on the sofa when the phone rang, and was back in a few seconds. "Who was it?" he asked. "My husband," she replied. "I better get going," he said. "Where was he?" "Relax. He's downtown playing poker with you."... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/16/2020 2:09:33 PM, by SHERYE

    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tire... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/15/2020 4:08:26 PM, by SHERYE

    A woman at a petrol station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump petrol into it. The woman noticed the letters "U.F.O." printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked, "Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/14/2020 9:45:12 PM, by SHERYE

    A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!" The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically. "What if you get hungry?" he asked. "... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/13/2020 9:38:13 AM, by SHERYE

    “How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound.”... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/12/2020 6:18:28 PM, by SHERYE

    A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favourite Old Testament story. As she moved around the class, she saw there were many wonderful drawings being done. Then she came across the drawing of one little boy. He was busy drawing a man driving an old car. In the backseat... Read more

  • IMPORTATANT MESSAGE!

    5/11/2020 8:58:43 AM, by SHERYE

    Sorry today's smile is going to be interrupted for a very important reason I'M GOING TO BE A GRANDMOTHER 129 My daughter gave me the best Mother's Day gift ever by telling me that I was going to have my first grandchild - can we say WOOHOO The downside is my daughter is a nurse who work... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/10/2020 5:23:53 PM, by SHERYE

    A priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The trooper says, "T... Read more

  • Back again!

    5/10/2020 10:25:29 AM, by BLUJNSNPRLS

    Wow I can't believe i haven't been on here for 2 months. I got caught up in this pandemic mess! Being an essential worker brings a new meaning to balance! I have my mom who is 85 living with us and I never thought about the time she gets to spend out until she was stuck in the house. I also didn't ... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/8/2020 1:38:20 PM, by SHERYE

    There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided that a nursing for the aged would be appropriate. Of course the old man rejected the idea, but no sooner he was convinced that it was the right thing to do. On his first day at the home, he spent mo... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/7/2020 6:01:33 PM, by SHERYE

    A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back d... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/6/2020 4:27:23 PM, by SHERYE

    She Cooked Dinner My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner. So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/5/2020 4:58:22 PM, by SHERYE

    My Wife's Attention I was struggling to get my wife’s attention? So I simply sat down and looked comfortable. That did the trick.... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/4/2020 7:34:19 PM, by SHERYE

    One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat "you lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know". The cat thinks for a moment and says "Lord, all my life I have lived... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/3/2020 10:44:05 PM, by SHERYE

    The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"... Read more

  • Smile of the Day

    5/2/2020 4:14:49 PM, by SHERYE

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jewel-er he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jewel-er looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man s... Read more