SP Premium
Walking Guide
Group photo
Author:
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
6/2/20 10:10 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 10 went to the hottest club in town, 1, 4, and 9 stayed home because they are squares

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
CD23984411 Posts: 539
10/3/19 11:37 A

Send Private Message
Reply
Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn?

A. A buccaneer.

HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
9/22/19 2:44 A

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.

What do you call a train full of bubblegum? A chew-chew train.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? Pumpkin patch!

I used to be addicted to soap. But Im clean now.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.

I invented a new word! Plagiarism!

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
EO4WELLNESS's Photo EO4WELLNESS Posts: 23,359
7/17/19 2:39 P

Send Private Message
Reply


Train like a beast, look like a beauty! Join us:
teams.sparkpeople.com/blogilates


level 25
355,115 SparkPoints
FLASUN's Photo FLASUN SparkPoints: (322,820)
Fitness Minutes: (90,897)
Posts: 50,253
7/14/19 3:26 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply


"Janice - Florida"

Co-Cappy: Azure's BLC34-36 40-43 -44

"Values are like footprints. Nobody's are the same, but you leave 'em all over everything you do." - Elvis Presley.
"Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart" Kahlil Gibran

"When things go wrong, don't go with them" Elvis Presley
My Fitbit: www.fitbit.com/user/36N8HH


 current weight: 176.0 
188
178.5
169
159.5
150
NIGHTGLOW's Photo NIGHTGLOW Posts: 4,950
6/24/19 2:22 A

Community Team Member

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
Love that so hard!

A mushroom walks(?) Into a bar, asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here!"

Mushroom pouts, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"

--Night

"You are wildly magnificent and infinitely precious"
--Rabbi Olivier BenHaim







 October Minutes: 39
0
54.5
109
163.5
218
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
6/23/19 11:27 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
Hehe, good one Nightglow

Here's one

How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One or two? One... or two?

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
NIGHTGLOW's Photo NIGHTGLOW Posts: 4,950
6/21/19 5:25 P

Community Team Member

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
Knock, knock!

Whos there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Ahh, never mind this joke is pointless.

--Night

"You are wildly magnificent and infinitely precious"
--Rabbi Olivier BenHaim







 October Minutes: 39
0
54.5
109
163.5
218
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/10/19 4:44 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/10/19 4:43 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone? He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/10/19 4:43 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
Did you see the Yelp review for Orion' s Belt? 3 stars.

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/10/19 4:43 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that.

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/10/19 4:43 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything:
Stamps = Lickie Stickie
Defibrillators = Hearty Starty
Bumble bees = Fuzzy Buzzy
Cats = Furry Purry
Dogs = Shaggy Waggy
Fork = Stabby Grabby
Socks = Feetie Heatie
Nightmare = Screamy Dreamy

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/10/19 4:42 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. They won't be able to hear you from that far away, and you'll have their shoes.

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/10/19 4:42 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
I have a new theory of inertia, but it isn't gaining momentum.

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/10/19 4:42 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
Jump in with your best jokes & worst puns!

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
Page: 1 of (1)  

Report Innappropriate Post

Other Peace & Love General Team Discussion Forum Posts

Topics:
Last Post:
10/21/2019 10:44:42 AM
10/22/2019 5:21:27 PM



Thread URL: https://wfl.sparkpeople.com/myspark/team_messageboard_thread.asp?board=0x65420x70966202

Review our Community Guidelines