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Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented. They decided to take him to the hospital for evaluation.

En route, with siren going, they questioned the man to determine his level of awareness. Leaning close, one asked, "Sir, do you know what we're doing right now?"

The old man slowly looked up at him, then gazed out the ambulance window.

"Oh," he replied, "I'd say about 50, maybe 55."

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Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented. They decided to take him to the hospital for evaluation.

En route, with siren going, they questioned the man to determine his level of awareness. Leaning close, one asked, "Sir, do you know what we're doing right now?"

The old man slowly looked up at him, then gazed out the ambulance window.

"Oh," he replied, "I'd say about 50, maybe 55."


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Keep it positive- what are you grateful for today?

I知 grateful for almost 50 years with my husband. I知 grateful for my son and his family. I知 grateful that I知 able to carry on with my life. And I知 grateful for my friends and that I知 going to be able to go on the trip Chuck and I planned for our 50th anniversary. I知 going to be going to the Holy Land next month.


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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh ! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.00

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"



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"You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. "While you're shopping, I'll browse in the hardware store."

An hour later, she returned and saw him at the checkout counter. The clerk was ringing up the last of a pile of tools and supplies that would fill two wheelbarrows.

"Are you buying all this?" his wife asked incredulously.

"Well, yes," he said, embarrassed. Then waving his arm toward the interior of the store, he added, "But look at all the stuff I'm leaving behind!"

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I was at the pain Dr. this morning and injected my hip again and my back. When he does my back, I have to stay for 20 min. During this time there was a beep that kept happening so I asked what it was. My heart beet was down in the 40痴 and then it would jump up in the 60! I had never had that happen. The Dr. walked through and the nurse asked him about it. He was worried it was Afip. Of course I had to ask what that was. So he said check the heart. The EKG showed all was well. It must have just been my regular irregular heart beat! I felt fine so they sent me home after he looked at the EKG. And I was given a red rose for heart month!

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Here's a list of the latest computer related best-sellers...

- A Tale of Two CD's
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A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in summer camp. He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella.

The counselor asked, "Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?"

The kid answered, "Did you ever have a mother?


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A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty.

鉄imple, grins the millionaire, 的 faked my age."

His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.

"Well," he replied, "I said I was 87!"

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"What is the difference between a teacher and a train?" asked the principal.

One student raises her hand and replies, "One say, 'Spit out your gum,' and the other says, 'Choo choo choo!'"

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Dallas heard that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays.

So, on his 21st birthday, Dallas and his big brother Damon, headed out to the lake. "If they did it, I can too!" he insisted.

When Dallas and Damon arrived at the lake, they rented a canoe and began paddling. When they got to the middle of the lake, Dallas stepped off of the side of the boat... and nearly drowned. Furious and somewhat embarrassed, he and Damon headed for home. When Dallas arrived back at the family home, he asked his grandmother for an explanation. "Grandma, why can't I walk on water like my father, and his father, and his father before him?"

His sweet old grandmother took Dallas by the hand, looked into his eyes, and explained, "That's because your father, grandfather, and great-grandfather were born in January. You, my dear, were born in June."

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It was the first day of basketball practice at Wingate high school in Brooklyn, N.Y. Coach Jack Kaminer handed a ball to each player.

"Fellas," he said, "I want you to practice shooting from the spots you might expect to be in during the game."

The No. 12 sub immediately sat down at the end of the bench and began launching the ball toward the basket.

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A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights. I showed her our top brand, but謡anting to make sure each bulb worked耀he asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in. I did, and each one lit up.

敵reat, she said. I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box. But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed.

的 don稚 want this box, she said abruptly. 的t痴 been opened.

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I have discovered the answer to a question that has been puzzling scientists for hundreds of years. What is the exact difference between a split second and a nanosecond?

My girlfriend and I were getting ready to go to a fancy dinner when, right as we were about to leave home, my girlfriend asked me the question all guys dread. She asked, 泥oes this dress look bad on me?

If I had said 渡o in a nanosecond, we壇 have been out the door. However, since I took a split second before responding, she had to go back up to her closet to change, again.

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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy

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During the first day of Navy Boot Camp, the lieutenant in charge had a stack of cards with each person痴 name on it. He said, 展hen I read off your name, I want you to step forward, say 'Here, sir', then salute me, and then get back to where you were!

Lieutenant: 鄭ndrews!

Andrews: 滴ere, sir!

Lieutenant: 鼎ooper!

Cooper: 滴ere, sir!

Lieutenant: 鉄eeback! (No response) 鉄eeback! (Still no response) 的 said Seeback!

The admiral next to him whispers something in his ear. The lieutenant then turns the card over and says: 鏑odge!

Lodge: 滴ere, sir!


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Wisdom doesn't always come with old age. Sometimes old age comes alone.

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Newton's second law: For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife. aanblog.com


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'Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
But I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep
The leftovers beckoned
The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation!
So I raced to the kitchen,
Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground!!

I crashed through the ceiling, floated into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees ...

HAPPY EATING TO ALL, PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE!!!

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A Thanksgiving thought: I'm thankful that we can soon get back to being ungrateful, disillusioned, and cynical. (Wade Boggs)






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A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included.

Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.

The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.

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的知 so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Stephen Wright

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As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots, fall out."

As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention. The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye to eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow.

The soldier smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, sir?"

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My Top 5 Exercises:
1. Jumping to conclusions
2. Flying off the handle
3. Carrying things too far
4. Dodging responsibilities
5. Pushing my Luck


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At a workshop on dog temperament, the instructor noted that a test for a canine's disposition was for an owner to fall down and act hurt. A dog with poor temperament would try to bite the person, whereas a good dog would lick his owner's face or show concern.

Once, while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try out this theory on my two dogs. I stood up, clutched my heart, let out a scream and collapsed on the floor.

The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other, and raced to the coffee table for my pizza.

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One night I woke myself up with a loud "Hello!" to someone in my dream. As the next day came and went, I thought the nocturnal outburst was mine alone to remember.

But that night, as my wife and I were getting ready for bed, she said dryly, "If you see anyone you know tonight, just wave."

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My favorite ethnic joke

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Patty O'Furniture

Bet you were worried.

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I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see. John Burroughs

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HA!

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A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.

Suspecting the worse, she reaches for an extra pillow and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can, letting her anger and frustration out. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go" Oscar Wilde


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Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.

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I WANT THIS DOORMAT!!!



Edited by: DENNISBISHOP at: 11/4/2017 (08:14)
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A child psychologist had twin boys熔ne was an optimist; the other, a pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Day he loaded the pessimist痴 room with toys and games. In the optimist痴 room, he dumped a pile of horse droppings.

That night, the father found the pessimist surrounded by his gifts, crying.

展hat痴 wrong? the father asked.

的 have a ton of game manuals to read I need batteries and my toys will all eventually get broken! sobbed the pessimist.

Passing the optimist痴 room, the father found him dancing for joy around the pile of droppings. 展hy are you so happy? he asked.

The optimist shouted, 典here痴 got to be a pony in here somewhere!

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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

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They say "Hard work never killed anyone." But I figure....... why take the chance?

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When nothing is going right................ turn left.

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A wife started doing her make up as soon as she woke up.

Her husband asked the reason.

She replied, "I have locked my phone with facial recognition. And it's not recognizing me without makeup."

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It ain't over till the Fat Lady Sings. Guess she did not know about SparkPeople!
(Quote by Yogi Bear, NY Yankee player and coach)

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Sign on the door of a church nursery quotes Paul in 1 Corinthians 15:51:

"Listen, I tell you a mystery: We will not all sleep, but we will all be changed."

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Kids have a greater need for speed than classroom computers can deliver.

Impatient to turn in his term paper, one restless student kept clicking the "Print" command.

The printer started to churn out copy after copy of the kid痴 ten-page report.

The topic?

"Save Our Trees."

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If Plan A fails, remember there are 25 more letters!

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Anyone remember these words?

"I thought I saw a puttycat"

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if you can't convince them, confuse them.

(This is real easy for me to do)

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