I just got this from a dear lady acquaintance of mine. I thought everyone could use a good chuckle:
I am seeing 5 boyfriends every day.
As soon as I wake up, Will Power
helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see John
Then Charlie Horse
comes along, and when he is here, he takes a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis
shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with
Ben Gay.
What a life.
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer!
I am thinking about calling JACK DANIELS
or
JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.
Now remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think good thoughts only, learn to laugh at yourself, and count your blessings!!!
Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You Grow Old,
You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing...
Learn from the mistakes of others. Life is too short to make them all yourself.
If liberals had any brains, they'd be Republicans