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  • v SHARON10002
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    It's freeky Friday, and the day before Halloween! Welcome to my Pumpkin Patch. Take a load off and come sit for a spell.
    I've been busy brewing up these little frog kisses of humor for you. I'll be trying to scare up some good ol' fashioned Halloween fun and giggles for you. Some of these might seem a little batty, but make no bones about it - I'm sure one will scare a good laugh out of you. And now, my little pretties, let the spellbinding undertaking begin . . .

    Why do skeletons have such low esteem?
    They have no body to love.

    Why don't mummies take a vacation when Halloween is over?
    They're afraid they'll unwind.

    What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
    It's a real pain in the neck!

    What streets do ghosts like to haunt best?
    Dead ends.

    What's a ghost's least favorite room in a house?
    The living room.

    What food do witches like to eat at the beach?
    Sandwiches

    How do you make a skeleton laugh?
    You tickle his funny bone.

    Why are ghosts such terrible liars?
    You can see right through them.

    What food do Italians like to eat on Halloween?
    Fettucini afraid-o.

    Knock, knock. . .
    Who's there?
    Orange. . .
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad these Halloween giggles are finally over?!

    Tip of the day:
    1. Give out apples for Halloween.
    2. Wait for teenagers to T.P. your house.
    3. Collect T.P. from trees and shrubs.
    4. Now you won't have to buy T.P. for the next 6 months!

    I hope you had a howlin' good time, and wish you a very Happy Howl-oween, along with a spooktacular weekend!
    277 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday!

    A Neutron walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
    The bartender says, "For you? No charge".

    Why can't you trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

    Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
    Because they have all the solutions.

    I enjoy telling chemistry jokes, but only periodically.

    Where do light bulbs like to go shopping?
    At the outlet stores.

    Thanks for stopping by to say Hi, leave a goodie, or leave a note! I love them all, and thank you for your encouragement and support.
    291 days ago
  • v LUCKYREDHEAD
    Thanks so much for your comment on my blog! Hope you have a wonderful Sunday.
    296 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    Apple Jokes

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    It's Friday once again! I decidered to a-peel to your sense of humor with some jokes about a favorite fruit. Can you guess which one?
    I hope you will find one or two that strike a cored with you. I promise that none of them are too seedy. . .

    Why did the apple cry?
    It's peelings were hurt.

    What do you get if you cross an evergreen and an apple?
    A pineapple.

    What do you call a grouchy apple?
    A crabapple.

    If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
    Keeps everyone away.

    What is square and red?
    An apple in disguise.

    What kind of pie do you get if you cross an apple pie with a shellfish?
    A crab apple pie.

    Why did the apple go to the doctor?
    It wasn't peeling well.

    Thanks for stopping pie to visit with your comments and notes.
    I hope you have an apple-soutely wonderful weekend!
    298 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    It's Friday, and time to check out some of the best, little known, unpublished books. It is a write of passage every Friday to share a few giggles for the weekend. So, I am going to barge write in. Check these out!

    emoticon Assorted Numbers Games - Cal Q. Laiter
    emoticon Emergency Preparedness - Justin Case
    emoticon Deep In Debt - Owen A. Lott
    emoticon A Crack in the Sidewalk - I. B. Trippin
    emoticon Guide to Computer Memory - Meg A. Byte
    emoticon Gotta Run - C. U. Leiter

    What did one romance book say to the other book?
    I just want to make sure we're on the same page.

    My parents bought me a budget dictionary for school.
    I couldn't find the words to thank them.

    Have a wonderful weekend!
    305 days ago
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