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  • v 1CRAZYDOG
    A somebody was once a nobody who wanted to and did. John Burroughs
    19 hours ago
  • v 1CRAZYDOG
    All that we are is the result of what we have thought. With our thoughts we make the world. Gautama Buddha
    2 days ago
  • v 1CRAZYDOG
    Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead. Benjamin Franklin
    3 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday! Since it’s Mother’s Day weekend, here’s are a few jokes I hope will make you giggle.


    A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.
    For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother.
    One night she said she was ready to solo.
    The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end...
    "And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."



    One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
    She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mommy?"

    Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

    The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and said, "Mama, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"



    Q: What did mother broom say to the baby broom?

    A: It's time to go to sweep.


    Even though the toddler was having a furious tantrum, his mom was unfazed. “You may as well give up on the crying,” I heard her say as she led him to the store exit. “You’re stuck with me for 18 years.” —Sheila Custer

    Enjoy your weekend, and Happy Mother's Day if you are a mother.
    5 days ago
  • v IOWAGRAMMA
    Thank you for the lovely balloon Goodie and well wishes for celebrating my DOTD!! It's so fun to be on this challenge journey with good friends and support like yours!! Hugs, Jeannie emoticon emoticon emoticon
    5 days ago
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