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10/14 Only One Pound

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

This was the first thing I thought about when I got on th scale this morning and saw I had only lost one lb.

Only One Pound

Hello, do you know me? If you don't you should. I'm a pound of fat, and I'm the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet. Want to know why? It's because no one ever wants to lose me; I'm Only One Pound, just a pound. Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds or fifteen pounds, but never only one, so I just stick around and happily keep you fat. Then I add to myself ever so slyly so that you never seem to notice it, that is until I've grown to ten, twenty or even more pounds in weight. Yes, it's fun being Only One Pound of fat, left to do as I please. So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying "Oh, I only lost one pound." ( as if that were such a terrible thing!) For you see, if you do this you'll encourage others to keep me around because they will think I'm not worth losing. And I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you. Happy Days!! After all, I'm Only One Pound of fat!!!
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    We're going to beat that one pound of fat, one pound at a time. Lets show that one pound who is really boss! emoticon
    4626 days ago
    As soon as I read your blog topic I thought about that letter from one pound that I read a while back. That's awesome - it's not a gain!
    4627 days ago
    Yay Nanasweets!
    I was getting ready to tell you to take that only off of there, then I read your post!(I always jump to conclusions!) I'm with you, I'm down "only" 1 too!

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    4628 days ago
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