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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Tom's golf
cart wreck

The pastor asked
if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered
prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have
a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible golf cart
wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating
and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a
muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain
that poor Tom must have experienced.

"Tom was unable
to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him
terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation,
and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants
of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place ."

Again, the men in
the congregation were unnerved and squirmed uncomfortably as they
imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.

"Now," she
announced in a quavering voice, thank the Lord, Tom is out of the
hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover

All the men
sighed with relief.

The pastor rose
and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up
and walked slowly to the podium.

He said, "I'm

The entire
congregation held its breath.

"I just want to
tell my wife that the word is 'sternum'."
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  • 1DEBIE1
    BAW-hahaaaaa...oh good one!!
    4058 days ago
    Didn't see that one coming!! LOL
    4058 days ago
    I guess having ur sternum crushed is better than having ur balls crushed....HAHAHAHA (from a man's point of view!)

    Good One!!

    Have a really LUSCIOUS day!!

    Luv Ya
    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon last one is the high soprano after the crushing
    4058 days ago
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