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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

A woman asked her grandmother how her grandfather had died. "He had a heart attack while we were making love one Sunday morning," Granny said. Horrified, the granddaughter told her that two people that old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh, no," said Granny. "Many years ago we realized that ringing church bells provided the perfect rhythm: in on the ding and out on the dong." She paused, wiped away a tear, and continued, "But then the ice-cream truck came along." HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Com On! Its Funnnny!
A tourist couple driving through La Jolla start arguing about how to pronounce the name of the town. So they stop for lunch, and while they're ordering, they ask the cashier, "Can you tell us where we are? How do you pronounce it?" The employee replies, speaking slowly, "Burrrr-gerrrrr Kiiiiiiiing."
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  • 1DEBIE1
    Yeah....love them both. Good jokes!
    3955 days ago
    AHHHHHH.....GEEEZZZZZ~! LMAO...Been missing your funnies...and you. XO MaryAnn emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
    3960 days ago
    Hey Hey Mr. DJ!

    See u r still crankin' out the funnies!!

    Keep ROCKIN' dude!

    Luv Ya

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    3960 days ago
    Thank you for the giggles! La Jolla is in Southern California! We hear many pronunciations for that city... and also for Junipero Serra...the padre that founded most of the California Missions!

    Little history... Lots of fun! Thanks for sharing!
    3961 days ago
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