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How to maintain a healthy level of sanity!

Saturday, September 25, 2010

(Every time I get this text, I laugh, and just feel better!)

1. On your lunch break lunch, sit in your parked car, with sun glasses on, and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down!

2. On all your checks, in the memo space, write for marijuana!

3. Skip down the street, rather than walk. See how many people notice you!

4. When dining out, ask the waiter for a "diet water", with a serious face!

5. Sing along at the opera!

6. When your money comes out of the ATM machine, start screaming "I won, I won"!

7.When leaving the zoo, start running towards the exit screaming "Run for your life, they are loose"!

8. Tell the kids over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"!!!!

9. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the register, and ask "where is the fitting room"?!!!!

Now can you picture yourself doing these things?
I bet your laughing!!!!!!

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