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Confessions of a Spamaholic

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Here we go again. I have inched down just a teensy little bit. Clothes are getting loose. Sweet Wii told me that I have the body of a 26 year old this morning. Have you ever heard her snicker? Cuz I think she did this morning. Actually, I think there wuz a whole group of wee wii snickering at me when she said my wii age is 26. One of them whispered , “in dog years.”

I am ruining all that progress as I type, though. I have been craving craving craving SPAM for a couple of days. I hit bottom tonight. The sodium will blow me up like Santy Claus the day after Christmas. This is my comfort food, though, and I need comfort. I had a very bad day at work. I am missing a dear friend. I want my Mommy! The snow is always bittersweet for me. I love to watch it because Mama loved it so much. She lives in the snowflakes now. I know the snowflakes are Mama kisses, and that makes me smile and cry at the same time.

So here I am with my SPAM. (Yes, Raul, it does congeal.) No reason to limit myself to SPAM, right? Threw in some Bavarian Kraut and a big ole chunk of onion. Might as well throw in a good cold beer, too! I feel sooo00 much better right now, but I am gonna be mighty unhappy in the morning when sweet wii turns into demon wii and throws bolts of lightening at me when I step up to be weighed.

Oh, fiddle dee dee! I can’t think about that right now. I’ll think about it tomorrow.
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    Personally, I think it's fine to have some comfort food like that every once in a while. It's not like you eat it all the time. I'm sorry you were having a rough day, and I hope today was better!
    3803 days ago
  • JLWOF1
    I'm sorry you had such a bad day. I hope today was better! Actually spam with kraut sounds pretty good! And I'm not a spam fan! All I know is that most of us do get cravings and most of the time they are for unhealthy food items. I personally believe that it's okay to give in to those cravings as long as you do so in moderation!

    Your thoughts of your Mother were very touching! I hope you have a wonderful Friday!
    3803 days ago
    CalGal is right. We all have good days and bad days. Days when our Wii tells us we're amazing, and days when it shoots out lightening bolts, as you say. Yesterday was just one day and no reason to beat yourself up.
    3803 days ago
  • CALGAL10831
    Today is a new day, without spam. We all have our weak points. You are on the right path, just took a side trail for a moment. Live those moments, they are few and far between. You go girl. Hang in there today will be better.
    3803 days ago
    Spam is huge in Hawaii. Even the fast food restaurants including McDonalds sells it in a breakfast meal.

    3803 days ago
    U crave spam,t calls 2 u?? i can hear the doritos yelling at me when i walk down the isle of wally world, have your spam, just a small slice and thennnn cut that slice in half and toss the rest (yes i understand this is food waste ) but sometimes u gotta take one for the team right??? BTw i found out why i dont like winter, i was finally dignose with SAD (seasonal depresion), but i said no to the drugs i already take enough for my heart THATS plenty for now, i'll just deal!!
    3803 days ago
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    The wii and I will confront each other today!! It has been over a year since I used it!! Last time it took a week to recover however I am a bit lighter now. I usually come up with an excuse but not today. It is wii day! Phyllis
    3803 days ago
  • no profile photo CD5217955
    I bet the Wii could never look at you badly.

    Sorry about the bad day. Makes me almost feel guilty for my good one.

    I can't understand the SPAM thing. I think its yuck but I'm sure I have foods I like that you don't care about. You're forgiven.

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    3804 days ago
  • ROCKMAN6797
    Rhonda, I must confess that I love Spam, too!
    I have fond memories of helping my mother slice up potatoes and spam to make her famound spam with potatoes meal. Good stuff and good times, you certainly can't beat that!
    3804 days ago
  • 20OUTLAND03
    Your blog literally made me LOL in parts! I especially love when the wii goes "OOwwhh" when I step on, like I'm hurting the thing and/or weigh a million pounds.

    I'm sorry for you loss and that you had such a crappy day. Hopefully tomorrow is a better, brighter day! (And not wii lightening bolt brighter.)
    3804 days ago

    Comment edited on: 1/20/2011 11:22:09 PM
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