~ weak antelope ~
Monday, June 27, 2011
Today my motivation is post breakup revenge hotness. Even though I'd take him back the first time he calls, and even though I'm the one trying to do the breaking. I always do. For the fellow Bachelorette watchers out there he's my Bentley. I've always been the weak antelope of the heard when it comes to him. But not today. Today I going to do my best to stay strong and not let anyone hurt my feelings, or make me feel bad about myself. I'm going to get back in shape so I can dress like a ska*k and flaunt my tlingit badunkadunk in my good butt day jeans. Shallow or not, for now it's keeping me away from the cheesecake and by cheesecake I mean the whole thing......and a bottle of jager.