Divorce, Dives, and Bad Decisions (206.4)
Tuesday, November 05, 2013
SO, I get my annual well woman appointment each year on my birthday so I can remember I have to do it. Last year I was 258 pounds and this year I am 206 pounds. If mine eyes doth not deceive me THEN I have lost 52 pounds in one year. I have also lost: one husband, one apartment, one printer, one mind, five dates, and three jobs.
If you had told me that the only success I would have found in the year 2013 was with weight loss, then I would have laughed in your face. As it is, I think now I would have cried in your face. Life hurts and extreme weight loss is small solace. Plus, as it turns out, at 206 pounds, I AM STILL A BIG GIRL. Who knew?
With the divorce I am thrust trembling into the awesome world of dating and I cannot seem to find anyone with teeth. Is this a reflection of my own lack of feelings of self-worth? Looks aren't everything but these guys are cheap and mean to boot. I refuse to go to online dating sites but now I think maybe I should. My second favorite sport is pool and the guys I am digging up at the pool hall should probably crawl on their bellies like reptiles back into the shallow end of the gene pool from whence they came. I console myself with the fact that my game is improving because they CAN indeed shoot pool and I am learning tips even as I degrade myself. Just the other night I ran three balls to the eight and did a perfect bank.