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"A Man Riding His Harley Gets His Wish!"

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

"A Man Riding His Harley Gets His Wish!"

A man riding his Harley was riding along a Califorina beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
"The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so i can ride over any time i want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust some natural resources. I can do it, but its hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.Take a little more time and think of something that could posibly help mankind.
"The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord I wish that I and all men could understand their wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings wrong, and how i can make a woman truely happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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