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Little Boy & The Story of the King

Tuesday, March 07, 2017

Little Boy & The Story of the King

"5 Year Old Son, After Reading Story Of A King"
Son: Mom, I also want 5 wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me.
Mom: And one will put you to sleep.
Son: No mom, i will still sleep with you.
Mom's eyes filled up with tears. God bless you son
Mom: but who will sleep with your 5 wives.
Son: Let them sleep with daddy.
Daddy's eyes filled up with tears. God bless you son!

Here's an extra laugh....

"Lunatics!"

An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his cell phone.
"Honey," she says in a worried voice, "please be careful.
There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the highway."
"Oh it's worse than that," he replies, "there are hundreds of them!"
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