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I know an old lady who swallowed a fry...

Tuesday, March 30, 2021

One of the grands likes to read the book to us about the lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

Here's the link to the Judy Collins version:
www.youtube.com/
watch?v=qC_xO2aN_IA


I came across a wonderful old blog (2017) written by Sparker Kalanatha. I am tickled, amused, smiling...love it! What a delightful gem.

www.sparkpeople.
com/mypage_public_journal_
individual.asp?blog_id=6431074


Here's her version:
I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed Some Fries

I know an old lady who swallowed some fries.
I don’t know why she swallowed those fries.
They’ll grow on her thighs.

I know an old lady who swallowed some wine.
That gurgled and burbled and warmed up inside her.
She swallowed the wine to wash down the fries.
I don’t know why she swallowed those fries.
They’ll grow on her thighs.

I know an old lady who swallowed some chips.
Opened her lips and swallowed some chips.
She swallowed the chips to go with the wine,
She swallowed the wine to wash down the fries,
I don’t know why she swallowed those fries.
They’ll grow on her thighs.

I know an old lady who swallowed a dog.
Not just a dog, but a JUMBO hot dog!
She swallowed the dog to go with the chips.
She swallowed the chips to go with the wine,
She swallowed the wine to wash down the fries,
I don’t know why she swallowed those fries.
They’ll grow on her thighs.

I know an old lady who swallowed some pop.
She swallowed some pop and just couldn’t stop.
She swallowed the pop along with the dog.
She swallowed the dog to go with the chips,
She swallowed the chips to go with the wine,
She swallowed the wine to wash down the fries,
I don’t know why she swallowed those fries,
They’ll grow on her thighs.

I know an old lady who swallowed a donut.
That Boston cream went right to her butt.
She swallowed the donut to top off her binge.
She swallowed some pop and just couldn’t stop.
She swallowed the pop along with the dog.
She swallowed the dog to go with the chips,
She swallowed the chips to go with the wine,
She swallowed the wine to wash down the fries,
I don’t know why she swallowed those fries,
They’ll grow on her thighs.

I know an old lady who swallowed her pride.
She knew she was fat. It was time to decide
To not eat those donuts or drink all that pop
That those dogs, chips, and wine had to come to a stop
It was time for the fries to meet their demise.
So they can’t grow her thighs!
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