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Wednesday, June 09, 2021

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

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Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two...alone.

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A new report suggests that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising benefits.

An extra fifty pounds on the scale may improve eyesight, reverse baldness, cure the common cold, and reduce global warming.

In general, the report concludes, overweight people are happier, smarter, and friendlier.

The study was funded by a research grant from McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, Taco Bell, Domino's Pizza, Starbucks, Haagen Dazs, Sara Lee, Dunkin Donuts and Krispy Kreme.

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(¸.·´ (¸.·´ * Keep Spreading the Spark!
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