SP Premium
750,000-999,999 SparkPoints 847,405

GOANNA2's Blogs

Wednesday, July 07, 2021      19 comments

I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing? He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment." I was impressed, however I knew he was just washin... Read more
Saturday, July 03, 2021      12 comments

While sports fishing off the coast in far North Queensland, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of crocodiles kept him clinging to the side of the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore,... Read more
Hope this makes you smile today!
Thursday, July 01, 2021      16 comments

Little Johnny's Grade 6 science teacher Mis Parks asks the class, "What organ in the human body can expand to 10 times its normal size when stimulated?" No one answered so the teacher picked a random student. Little Mary stood up an... Read more
Now for some humour...
Monday, May 24, 2021      19 comments

Here’s a dose of humour. Hollywood Squares is not a TV show I have seen, but some of the responses are pretty quick witted. These questions and answers are from the days when the game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted. ... Read more
Wednesday, April 14, 2021      23 comments

Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "M... Read more
Hope this makes you smile today!
Tuesday, April 06, 2021      17 comments

A Sign in a shoe repair store: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist's office: "Time ... Read more
Irish jokes for a change.
Monday, March 29, 2021      16 comments

There was a power failure in a Dublin Department Store last week - and three hundred people were stranded on the escalators for more than two hours. ……………………………………. “O’Leary, your glass is empty, will you be having another one ?” ... Read more
Just for laughs
Saturday, March 13, 2021      20 comments

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor replied. There was a moment of silence before the seni... Read more
Friday, February 26, 2021      21 comments

Old jack had moments to live. At his bedside were his family - his wife and four sons, three of whom had blonde hair, the other had ginger. "Em, tell me please. I've always wondered why one of our sons had red hair. Is he really my son... Read more
Telephone Survey
Sunday, February 21, 2021      15 comments

Last month, a worldwide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world? The survey was a comp... Read more
Just for laughs
Friday, February 19, 2021      20 comments

Some more laughs 1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson. 2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled. 3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move. 4. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter... Read more
I have also crossed 70+
Sunday, February 07, 2021      23 comments

Sisterhood connecting together as one. I asked a friend who has crossed 70 and is heading towards 80 what sort of changes she is feeling in herself? She sent me the following: 1 After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my children... Read more
Outback adventure continued
Saturday, January 16, 2021      17 comments

Travelled on the Spirit of the Outback Lovely Old train. ... Read more
Trip to the Outback
Saturday, January 09, 2021      14 comments

Turtles on the River Cruise. The group of friends who travell... Read more
Sunday, December 13, 2020      22 comments

To my darling husband, Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Toyota Hilux when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, s... Read more

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 Last Page »