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Lost Luggage!
Sunday, July 01, 2012      15 comments

Yesterday we arrived in Brussels for our week's stay and after getting off the train from Amiens/Lille at 2pm we decided to have a bite to eat. Long story short, we got DH backpack stolen with my lovely hot pink ... Read more
Greetings from Liege, Belgium and Luxembourg City.
Thursday, June 28, 2012      9 comments

On Friday we left Amsterdam by train to Liege. It was a long journey but luckily without changing trains! Liege is near the border with Holland. It has a very modern, striking station. ... Read more
Greetings from Amsterdam - Part 3.
Tuesday, June 26, 2012      12 comments

On Wednesday 20th after another great breakfast we went to Hermitage, Amsterdam. It is a fairly new gallery that's connected with Hermitage, St. Petersburg in Russia and they exhibit paintings and sculptures in Amsterdam. The present exh... Read more
Greetings from Amsterdam #2
Sunday, June 24, 2012      11 comments

We are staying in a nice hotel in the centre of town and no need to take public transport-trams to get around. The staff at our hotel is very nice and helpful and suggested we go to Volendam for the day. Tuesday turned out to be a lovely sunn... Read more
Greetings from Amsterdam.
Monday, June 18, 2012      11 comments

This is our second evening in the centre of Amsterdam. From leaving our home to arriving at our hotel here was 38 hours! It's a nice hotel, very friendly staff and our room is big and comfortable. This morning's breakfast was ... Read more
One more sleep and then I am off!!!
Friday, June 15, 2012      14 comments

It's my bedtime but I wanted to blog about my holiday. It's that time of the year when we fly to UK, I call it our annual pilgrimage. This time we're going to Benelux countries first for 3 weeks, then a 2 week cruise to Iceland and the Fjor... Read more
Nymphomaniac Convention!
Wednesday, June 06, 2012      9 comments

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside h... Read more
Wise Italian Grandfather!
Monday, June 04, 2012      8 comments

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family. An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you ... Read more
The Jewish Elbow.
Sunday, June 03, 2012      7 comments

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 . There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow , push butto... Read more
Monday, May 21, 2012      11 comments

New York City Public Schools have officially declared Jewish English, now dubbed Hebronics, as a second language. Backers of the move say the city schools are the first in the nation to recognize Hebronics as a valid language and a significan... Read more
Never squat with your spurs on!
Sunday, May 20, 2012      8 comments

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known. Some of his sayings: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. Ther... Read more
Some Good Puns.
Friday, May 18, 2012      4 comments

1. King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, ... Read more
Blond Joke of the Week: Chain Saw!
Thursday, May 17, 2012      7 comments

A blonde man walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The blonde man is suitably impressed, and buys it. The next day he brings it back... Read more
Wednesday, May 16, 2012      9 comments

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, all live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The 94-year-old yells back, 'I... Read more
What Religion is Your Bra?
Friday, May 11, 2012      12 comments

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. " "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one t... Read more

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