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Irish blonde...
Tuesday, June 25, 2013      14 comments

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely... Read more
Job Center.
Friday, May 17, 2013      7 comments

A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job enta... Read more
One More Sleep!
Monday, May 13, 2013      5 comments

I am off on my next holiday in about 11 hours. Almost ready for bed and tomorrow after breakfast our DS is taking us to the airport and we fly to Istanbul via Brunei and Dubai. We are having 2 days in Istanbul before the cruise. ... Read more
Selecting a new bathing suit.
Wednesday, April 17, 2013      8 comments

When I was a child in the 1950s, the bathing suit for the mature figure was-boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were built to hold back and uplift, and they did a good job. Today's stretch fabrics are desig... Read more
'Post Turtles'
Thursday, April 04, 2013      8 comments

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Politicians and their role as o... Read more
Genuine complaints!
Tuesday, January 15, 2013      18 comments

From Thomas Cook Holidays - listing some genuine guests' complaints: 1. "It should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts." 2. "It's lazy of the local sho... Read more
One more sleep!!!
Sunday, December 23, 2012      13 comments

In just over 12 hours we will be going to the airport to fly to Prague, Czech Republic for the start of our Magical European White Christmas Tour! Today was a hot day here, 38 deg.C/ 100F! Wonder how cold it's gonna be on Christmas Day when ... Read more
Why men are just happier people!
Monday, December 17, 2012      17 comments

WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate i... Read more
Florida burglary.
Friday, December 14, 2012      13 comments

When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a white box filled with a grayish-white po... Read more
Some thoughts for the day!!!!
Monday, December 10, 2012      9 comments

When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land. ~ Desmond Tutu ***** ... Read more
Punography!
Wednesday, November 14, 2012      10 comments

I changed my iPod name to Titanic, it's syncing now. I tried to catch some fog, I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a se... Read more
Tourists’ most bizarre complaints
Monday, September 10, 2012      20 comments

IN HIS continuing search for the weird, wacky and wondrous in the world of travel, David Ellis says Britain’s Thomas Cook and the Association of British Travel Agents have compiled a list of their countrymen’s more bizarre complaints. Ho... Read more
Old Jewish Catskill Humour - Part 2.
Tuesday, August 21, 2012      10 comments

1. The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now. 2. There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of whe... Read more
Old Jewish Catskill Humour - Part 1.
Monday, August 20, 2012      14 comments

You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days, viz., Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, and others. You've probably heard of them before, but don't you miss their humour? Not one single s... Read more
Lost Luggage!
Sunday, July 01, 2012      15 comments

Yesterday we arrived in Brussels for our week's stay and after getting off the train from Amiens/Lille at 2pm we decided to have a bite to eat. Long story short, we got DH backpack stolen with my lovely hot pink ... Read more

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