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Senior Travel.
Tuesday, September 10, 2013      8 comments

A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had a good week and the dejected couple looking in t... Read more
1960's Hits Renamed....
Monday, September 09, 2013      7 comments

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate ageing baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday. They include: Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin'... Read more
HOLY PROSTITUTES........It's a clean one.
Friday, September 06, 2013      11 comments

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye... It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination ... Read more
Wednesday, August 28, 2013      9 comments

Two Arkansas rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says, "Wow, that's s... Read more
The Bell Ringer!
Saturday, August 24, 2013      8 comments

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfr... Read more
Wednesday, July 17, 2013      6 comments

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. emoticon... Read more
Irish Philosophy
Monday, July 15, 2013      9 comments

There are only two things to worry about either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. If you are sick, there are two things to worry about. Either you will get well or you will die... Read more
Men Are Just Happier People.
Sunday, July 14, 2013      8 comments

NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman. EATING OUT When the ... Read more
Monday, July 08, 2013      8 comments

How the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company.... Read more
As they say: Men are from Mars, women are from Venus...............
Saturday, June 29, 2013      12 comments

Wife's Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but h... Read more
Friday, June 28, 2013      7 comments

I have a little Garmin It sits there in my car A Garmin is a driver's friend It tells you where you are ...... I have a little Garmin I've had it all my life It's better than the normal ones My Garmin is my wife. It g... Read more
Thursday, June 27, 2013      18 comments

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. 'One for you, one for ... Read more
Irish blonde...
Tuesday, June 25, 2013      14 comments

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely... Read more
Job Center.
Friday, May 17, 2013      7 comments

A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job enta... Read more
One More Sleep!
Monday, May 13, 2013      5 comments

I am off on my next holiday in about 11 hours. Almost ready for bed and tomorrow after breakfast our DS is taking us to the airport and we fly to Istanbul via Brunei and Dubai. We are having 2 days in Istanbul before the cruise. ... Read more

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