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Odd Spot - #3.
Saturday, January 11, 2014      10 comments

Canadian research shows that couples who have been together for at least 18 years are able to easily identify their partner's voice in a crowded room. The so-called cocktail party effect was tested on couples aged 44 to 79, who were able to ign... Read more
THIS IS VERY TOUCHING
Thursday, January 09, 2014      13 comments

Who said Lawyers don't have a heart. One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man... Read more
Sniffer Dog.
Wednesday, January 08, 2014      13 comments

A man had just boarded and settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his Black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog a... Read more
A Nice Email.
Saturday, January 04, 2014      8 comments

Happy New Year, my special SP friends, May 2014 be a remarkable year for you, filled with joy, happiness, good health and everything you could possibly wish for xxxoooxxx TO: God.Com Dear Lord, Every single evening ... Read more
Puns for the educated.
Thursday, January 02, 2014      15 comments

1. King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates , the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker,... Read more
Worst Joke of 2013!
Wednesday, January 01, 2014      15 comments

A newer Ark for Noah. One day, in the Biblical world, long after the great flood waters had died down, God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah, me old mate, I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, anything you wa... Read more
Odd Spot - #2.
Monday, December 30, 2013      13 comments

Markya Le Floch, the owner of Mamm-Kounifi concert-café in Locmiquelic, north-western France, faces a $14,000 fine for using "undeclared labour" when social security agents raided the premises and saw customers returning empty glasses to the bar... Read more
Elderly Banking... PRICELESS!!
Tuesday, December 24, 2013      37 comments

Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. ----------------------------
--------- Dear Sir: I am w... Read more
Marvellous answer.
Friday, December 20, 2013      15 comments

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car. The mechanic s... Read more
Odd Spot - #1.
Thursday, December 19, 2013      10 comments

A Japanese man went on a year-long burglary spree, stealing cash and jewels worth $205,100 to feed 120 cats a gourmet diet. Mamoru Demizu, 48, is suspected of breaking into 32 houses. He told police that he stole to feed his feline friends,... Read more
Goldstein knows EVERYBODY!
Wednesday, December 18, 2013      15 comments

Goldstein was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Goldstein, how about Tom Cruise. "Sure, yes, Tom ... Read more
Older woman on a cruise.
Monday, December 16, 2013      15 comments

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you kno... Read more
Little Girl on the Plane.
Saturday, December 14, 2013      19 comments

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to ... Read more
Theatre Seats For Seniors.
Friday, December 13, 2013      14 comments

An old man lay reclined across three seats in the movie theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "I'm sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man mumbled something but didn't budge. T... Read more
Secret to a long happy marriage.
Tuesday, December 03, 2013      13 comments

An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"... Her husband asks, "Is it you, or the wine talking?"... She rep... Read more

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