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Italian Funeral.
Saturday, June 07, 2014      20 comments

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first o... Read more
An Irishman on a diet.
Saturday, June 07, 2014      25 comments

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day. And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next t... Read more
Latex Gloves.
Wednesday, June 04, 2014      20 comments

Next time you use a pair of latex gloves when you're painting or crafting, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as ... Read more
Burqa Problem Solved.
Tuesday, June 03, 2014      17 comments

How Attaturk of Turkey solved the Burqa problem. For those struggling to ban women from wearing Burqa in their countries, Mustafa Kamal, who has a nickname of "Attaturk" and who is the founder of modern Turkey resolved the prob... Read more
A Camel Tale
Monday, June 02, 2014      16 comments

Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel with two huge camel humps. He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel who had one perfect camel hump. As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonde... Read more
A new airport security device.
Sunday, June 01, 2014      23 comments

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It 's an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you ... Read more
My New Neighbour
Saturday, May 31, 2014      15 comments

She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her condo from my deck. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door. ... Read more
Examples of Current British Humor .....
Friday, May 30, 2014      15 comments

A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor!! A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver. The "British National Party School of Diving" said they ha... Read more
Lovemaking Tips for Seniors.
Wednesday, May 28, 2014      19 comments

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911or 000 (in Austr... Read more
Small deli.
Wednesday, May 28, 2014      14 comments

The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. "Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I work like a dog, everyone in... Read more
Baptising an Irishman ….
Tuesday, May 27, 2014      13 comments

A Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water & subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around & is almost ove... Read more
Lotto Win.
Wednesday, April 09, 2014      17 comments

A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won Lotto?" She says, "I'd take half, then leave you." "Excellent," he replies. "I won $12.00, here's $6.00."... Read more
My Next Big Adventure.
Tuesday, April 08, 2014      17 comments

In less than 2 days we are off emoticon on our next big holiday. We are flying first to Miami for 5 days but it ... Read more
The Geography of a Woman.
Sunday, April 06, 2014      16 comments

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between ... Read more
Best Living Will by Maxine.
Friday, April 04, 2014      16 comments

I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade bio... Read more

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