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One more sleep!
Saturday, July 12, 2014      20 comments

I have finally packed my very big suitcase emoticon In 12 hours I'll be at the airport waiting to board the plane... Read more
EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS.
Friday, July 11, 2014      18 comments

1. A man comes into the ER and yells. . ..... 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were sever... Read more
Odd Spot #19.
Thursday, July 10, 2014      12 comments

A small-time criminal known as Biggie or Fatboy has been arrested for hiding drugs in his fat folds. Officers in Florida pulled over Christopher Mitchell, 42, because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt but his behaviour made them suspicious. A drugs... Read more
Odd Spot #18.
Tuesday, July 08, 2014      15 comments

The epitome of boredom is popularly thought to be watching paint dry. Dr Thomas Curwen, 34, has done just that in his job for a major paint company in Twyford, England, for the past four years. He says it is fascinating watching the changing c... Read more
Don't mess with the Red-back spider.
Sunday, July 06, 2014      19 comments

An office receptionist got the shock of her life earlier last week when she found a 70cm long snake entangled in the web of a deadly spider. Tania Robertson, a receptionist at an electrical firm in Perth, came in to work on Tuesday and spotte... Read more
Budget cuts.
Saturday, July 05, 2014      11 comments

The AMA has weighed in on Joe Hockey’s proposed changes Australia’s health services: The Allergists voted to scratch them, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feel... Read more
The Hypnotist's Therapy.
Friday, July 04, 2014      16 comments

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, ''What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist... Read more
Odd Spot #17.
Thursday, July 03, 2014      14 comments

A pit bull, normally known for its aggressive temperament, has been handed back to a dog's home because of flatulence. One-year-old Misty was adopted from a South Carolina shelter but was returned because it 'passed too much gas'. But in a hap... Read more
Odd Spot #16.
Wednesday, July 02, 2014      16 comments

Health researchers have blamed Shakespeare because language used in his plays has helped cause the social stigma linked to skin conditions. They say phrases such as "Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle" and a "pox upon him" ha... Read more
Odd Spot #15.
Monday, June 30, 2014      13 comments

Chinese doctors have come up with a new ailment striking people across the country - World Cup syndrome. Symptoms are listlessness, tiredness and insomnia induced by the strange times that ... Read more
Odd Spot #14.
Saturday, June 28, 2014      9 comments

A British crook was arrested after leaving his false teeth at the scene. Justin Stansfield helped himself to a crate of beer and ice lollies (sweets) after breaking into a garage in West Yorkshire, police said. But after taking out his false t... Read more
Ramblings of a Retired Mind.
Friday, June 27, 2014      9 comments

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is the cell phone that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have wha... Read more
INVESTMENT TIPS FOR 2014
Thursday, June 26, 2014      10 comments

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2014: 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Ful... Read more
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED #3
Wednesday, June 25, 2014      11 comments

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told... Read more
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED #2.
Tuesday, June 24, 2014      13 comments

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfrien... Read more

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