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Odd Spot #23.
Wednesday, September 17, 2014      14 comments

Father-of-two Matthew Hearn, 30, of Fleetwood, England, has been sacked from his job as cleaning manager of shopping centre for taking the ice bucket challenge to raise money during work hours. He was told he 'did not meet requirements' for his... Read more
Never Argue with Children.
Sunday, September 14, 2014      16 comments

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah... Read more
Laws of nature!
Wednesday, September 10, 2014      17 comments

Forget Newton and Galileo. Here are the real laws of nature: 1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, b... Read more
Childbirth at 65.
Wednesday, September 10, 2014      17 comments

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth... When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I ask... Read more
Australia: From An American's Viewpoint.
Monday, September 08, 2014      18 comments

David Mason is a Writer, a Professor and a Poet Laureate of Colorado. There's a lot to admire about Australia, especially if you're a visiting American, says David Mason. More often than you might expect, Australian frien... Read more
Seen in the newspaper.
Wednesday, September 03, 2014      14 comments

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was re... Read more
Odd Spot #22.
Monday, September 01, 2014      16 comments

Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from public libraries. emoticon ___... Read more
Odd Spot #21.
Saturday, August 30, 2014      17 comments

A Nebraska man wanted for violating his parole was arrested after a video of him taking the ALS Bucket Challenge exposed his whereabouts. Jesean Morris - convicted in 2010 for attempted second-degree assault using a firearm - is back in the co... Read more
PRICELESS.
Wednesday, August 27, 2014      14 comments

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated ... Read more
Sex After Retirement
Sunday, August 24, 2014      19 comments

An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's ... Read more
Definitely a new twist on things…
Wednesday, August 20, 2014      18 comments

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk s... Read more
Choosing a wife.
Saturday, August 09, 2014      18 comments

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beaut... Read more
Jewish Divorce .....
Saturday, July 26, 2014      14 comments

Now this is what I would term "good and sound logic"!!! A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jacob! All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece. It used to be the size of ... Read more
Odd Spot #20.
Wednesday, July 23, 2014      11 comments

A Russian fishing blog has sent anglers scrambling to catch giant mutant catfish said to be growing near the site of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster. The blog even included a picture of one catfish that locals are calling Borka, and which they c... Read more
Blonde joke.
Sunday, July 20, 2014      17 comments

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F" He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more sl... Read more

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