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Broadband in the Australian bush.
Monday, November 17, 2014      12 comments

Australia Computer Terminology - Getting ready for Broadband in the bush!! LOGON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter. LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie. DOWNLOAD: Gettin... Read more
Odd Spot #28
Saturday, November 15, 2014      10 comments

A Chinese computer programmer spent more than $92,000 - the equivalent of about 17 years of an average worker's salary - on iPhone 6s in a bid to convince is girlfriend to marry him. He bought 99 iPhones and laid them out in a ... Read more
HEAVEN OR HELL.
Saturday, November 15, 2014      19 comments

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Politician (redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle... Read more
Odd Spot #27
Sunday, November 09, 2014      11 comments

Students at the University of Pennsylvania will be able to study a course called "Wasting time on the internet" at degree level from next year. Those who enrol will be required to stare at the screen for 3 hours at a time and turn what is perce... Read more
My Doctor.
Saturday, November 08, 2014      12 comments

Let me tell you about my doctor. He is very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again. He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized she was Chinese. Another t... Read more
The Doctor’s Waiting Room
Friday, November 07, 2014      14 comments

They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there and you say in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it’s embarrassing. There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a r... Read more
Odd Spot #26.
Thursday, October 30, 2014      12 comments

Dubai commuters are being given the chance to win spectacular prizes, including gold, if they travel by public transport. The emirate's transport authority will offer incentives totalling hundreds of thousands of dollars as part of Public Trans... Read more
The Mail Order Catalogue
Monday, October 27, 2014      14 comments

Just love the Irish! Two IRISHMEN were looking at a Mail order catalogue and admiring the models. One said to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?' The second one replies, 'Yes, they a... Read more
Sorry Boss, I'm a Bit Stuck
Sunday, October 26, 2014      11 comments

The oddest excuses US workers have given for missing work include: getting stuck in a blood pressure machine and accidentally boarding a plane. CareerBuilder, a US-based job website, said its annual survey of workers and hiring manage... Read more
Starting to Feel Useless.
Friday, October 24, 2014      12 comments

WELCOME to 2014 Our Phones – Wireless • Cooking – Fireless • Cars – Keyless • Food – Fatless • Tires –Tubeless • Dress – Sleeveless • Youth – Jobless • Leaders – Shameless • Relationships – Meaningles... Read more
Late Speech.
Wednesday, October 22, 2014      13 comments

A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed,... Read more
Odd Spot #25.
Tuesday, October 21, 2014      8 comments

Springdale Cemetery, Illinois, is trying to get more customers with a 10-event marketing campaign that includes a 5 K race through it. "We know if we get people back into the cemetery, they're going to be amazed at its beauty." Springdale's ch... Read more
SIGNS!
Monday, October 20, 2014      12 comments

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals... Read more
A short journey along memory lane.
Friday, October 17, 2014      12 comments

HEY,WASN'T THIS US? A little house with three bedrooms, one bathroom and one car on the street. A mower that you had to push to make the grass look neat. In the kitchen on the wall we only had one phone, And no need for r... Read more
Have you seen my mind?
Thursday, October 16, 2014      15 comments

Dear Friends: Just a line to say I'm living ... That I'm not among the dead, Though I'm getting more forgetful And mixed up in the head. I got used to my arthritis, To my dentures I'm resigned, I c... Read more

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