THE TOILET SEAT
Sunday, January 25, 2015 20 comments
My wife had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while she was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take ... Read more
30 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes
Friday, January 23, 2015 15 comments
I found myself in a pub in Cork. A group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Irish think you are great drinkers. I bet 5,000 euros that no-one here can drink 30 pints of Guinness in ... Read more
Odd Spot 30.
Thursday, January 22, 2015 12 comments
Drugs suspect Jason Duval has convinced a US judge to take his Nike sneakers instead of cash for his bail. Judge Douglas Stoddart wanted him jailed for failing to pay $450 court costs but liked the sneakers-for-bail idea suggested by Duval. He... Read more
Gentlemen and Ladies!
Tuesday, January 20, 2015 18 comments
As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's as* anymore. .... If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. .... A whale swims all day, mai... Read more
A Nice Lawyer Story.
Monday, January 05, 2015 13 comments
If you think lawyers don't have hearts, read the best lawyer story of all time...bar none. The Salvation Army realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the... Read more
Murder at Coles Supermarket.
Saturday, January 03, 2015 14 comments
Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed. A 'f... Read more
Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
Friday, December 26, 2014 12 comments
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it be... Read more
Merry Christmas Girl Friends and a Happy New Year!
Wednesday, December 24, 2014 11 comments
Hi Ladies I received this from a girlfriend and enjoyed it so thought I would send it on. Merry Christmas To My Female Friends If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you And deliver some ... Read more
Odd Spot #29.
Saturday, December 20, 2014 13 comments
An online survey in Britain by Netmums found one in five children between 5 and 12 believes Jesus plays soccer for Chelsea and the shepherds used Google Maps to find the infant Jesus. One in four think the Virgin Birth took place in a church an... Read more
A Nun Grading Papers
Wednesday, December 17, 2014 13 comments
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NUN SITTING AT HER DESK GRADING THESE PAPERS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND MAINTAIN HER COMPOSURE! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL... Read more
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