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PHILOSOPHERS OF THE 20TH CENTURY
Sunday, September 27, 2015      19 comments

~ John Glenn... As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ Desmond Tutu... When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we ... Read more
The $2.99 Special!
Saturday, September 26, 2015      24 comments

I love it! If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet, God willing... someday you will be. We went to breakfast... Read more
One More Sleep!
Sunday, July 26, 2015      19 comments

Well, it's Monday just after midnight and in about 11 hours we leave home for the airport on our next Scottish Pilgrimage ... Read more
Facebook explained
Friday, July 24, 2015      25 comments

For those of my generation who do not really comprehend Facebook . Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I hav... Read more
TRUE STORY...
Wednesday, July 22, 2015      24 comments

At the prodding of my friends I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Honor. I am a former elementary school Music Teacher from Des Moines, Iowa. I have always supplemented my income by Teaching Piano Lessons... Something I ha... Read more
Joke of the Week.
Saturday, July 18, 2015      15 comments

The mayor of the Greek town visited a Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion of the Spanish mayor, he asked how on earth he could afford such a house. The Spaniard replied: "You see that bridge over there? The European Union g... Read more
The Pickle Slicer
Friday, July 17, 2015      16 comments

Yossele Zelkovitz worked in a Jewish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychol... Read more
Wonderful English from Around the World
Thursday, July 16, 2015      17 comments

In a Bangkok Temple IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctor's office, Rome SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEA... Read more
Random Thoughts Regarding Sex…
Tuesday, July 14, 2015      13 comments

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Merce... Read more
LARRY.
Monday, July 13, 2015      22 comments

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She began her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stup... Read more
This is Brilliant!!
Friday, July 10, 2015      19 comments

A young law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind. Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?" Professor: "Actually,... Read more
Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls.
Thursday, July 09, 2015      18 comments

Distinction Between Guts and Balls (As in “that guy really has guts” or “he really has balls”) There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the differenc... Read more
The Cat That Went To Heaven.
Wednesday, July 01, 2015      18 comments

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.' The cat thought for a minute and then said 'All my life I lived on a farm and... Read more
The Irish Furniture Dealer.
Tuesday, June 30, 2015      15 comments

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line... Read more
Drunk Driver - True Story from Australia
Sunday, June 28, 2015      19 comments

Only an Aussie could pull this one off! A true story from Mount Isa in Queensland. Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub late in the evening. The officer noticed a man (Luke Sandery) leaving th... Read more

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