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Some more humour
Thursday, November 12, 2015      16 comments

QUOTE OF THE DECADE: A liberal's paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has gun... Read more
Anyone for humour???
Wednesday, November 11, 2015      21 comments

I had a power outage at my house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad and my new surround sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat. To top it off, it was raining so I cou... Read more
Murphy's Real Laws
Sunday, November 08, 2015      21 comments

1. Everyone has a photographic memory--some don't have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. A day without sunshine is like, well . . , night. 4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 5. Back up my ha... Read more
Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan
Friday, November 06, 2015      20 comments

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G The plan gives anyone 75 or... Read more
British Pub……. The George and Dragon
Friday, October 16, 2015      23 comments

An oldie but a goodie. An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked. The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye sp... Read more
Lovemaking Tips for Seniors.
Sunday, October 11, 2015      19 comments

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually who you think they are and is really in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) ... Read more
This Is A Keeper
Saturday, October 10, 2015      20 comments

I grew up with practical parents. A mother, God love her, who washed aluminium foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She was the original recycle queen before they had a name for it. A father who was happier getting old shoes fixed than b... Read more
"GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."
Thursday, October 08, 2015      16 comments

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THIS LITTLE TIDBIT OF WONDERFUL TRIVIA.............. ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS ... Read more
Behind every man there's a woman telling him what to do!
Thursday, October 08, 2015      21 comments

Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul , Afghanistan , several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and obse... Read more
Glasgow Copper.
Tuesday, October 06, 2015      16 comments

A smart ar*e London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He deci... Read more
An Obituary Printed in the London 'Times'
Sunday, October 04, 2015      22 comments

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cul... Read more
Weed Wacker.
Thursday, October 01, 2015      25 comments

Two Rednecks, Jim and Dave, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Dave and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up fo... Read more
PHILOSOPHERS OF THE 20TH CENTURY
Sunday, September 27, 2015      19 comments

~ John Glenn... As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ Desmond Tutu... When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we ... Read more
The $2.99 Special!
Saturday, September 26, 2015      24 comments

I love it! If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet, God willing... someday you will be. We went to breakfast... Read more
One More Sleep!
Sunday, July 26, 2015      19 comments

Well, it's Monday just after midnight and in about 11 hours we leave home for the airport on our next Scottish Pilgrimage ... Read more

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