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SENIOR DRIVER
Wednesday, October 19, 2016      20 comments

My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late-model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. ... Read more
A Glass of Wine 181
Tuesday, October 18, 2016      22 comments

A Glass of Wine at Night before turning in! A single glass of this NEW Wine for Seniors each night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night’s sleep. Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produces Pinot ... Read more
The Back Nine - And Then It Is Winter
Monday, October 17, 2016      17 comments

THE BACK NINE I FIRST STARTED READING THIS EMAIL & WAS READING FAST UNTIL I REACHED THE THIRD SENTENCE. I STOPPED AND STARTED OVER READING SLOWER AND THINKING ABOUT EVERY WORD. THIS EMAIL IS VERY THOUGHT PROVOKING. MAKES YOU STOP AND TH... Read more
THE HAIRCUT
Wednesday, October 12, 2016      21 comments

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and lef... Read more
POLITICS.
Tuesday, October 11, 2016      15 comments

In every joke there is some truth--these are for our political season. If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno~ The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII~ ... Read more
Points to Ponder
Sunday, October 09, 2016      16 comments

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient. My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she... Read more
PARAPROSDOKIANS
Saturday, October 08, 2016      18 comments

Now if someone could just explain how to pronounce this new word! PARAPROSDOKIANS are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected. Winston Churchill loved them. Some examples: 1.... Read more
Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh!
Saturday, June 04, 2016      22 comments

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He didn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He w... Read more
Two more sleeps!
Friday, June 03, 2016      9 comments

It's again this time of the year when we make our pilgrimage to Scotland! Of course, we don't just fly there for a couple of weeks and then come home. We usually make it a 6-8 weeks holiday. This time we start with a 2 week ... Read more
It is best to whisper!!
Friday, June 03, 2016      22 comments

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied, in a loud voice, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the people ... Read more
What Aisle is the Polish Sausage in?
Wednesday, June 01, 2016      22 comments

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days................ A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says... Read more
50 years makes a big difference!
Monday, May 30, 2016      18 comments

1966: Long hair 2016: Longing for hair 1966: KEG 2016: EKG 1966: Acid rock 2016: Acid reflux 1966: Moving to California because it's cool 2016: Moving to Arizona because it's warm ... Read more
Vitamin F ... a necessity of life!!!
Saturday, May 28, 2016      23 comments

The following goes for family too... Why do I have a variety of friends who are all so different in character? How is it possible that I can get along with them all? I think that each one helps to bring out a "different" par... Read more
Vet’s Nightmare
Thursday, May 26, 2016      20 comments

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbor’s male dog while the neighbour was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. As she was drifting of... Read more
IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH
Monday, May 23, 2016      17 comments

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: 1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 3. IF MAN EVOLVE... Read more

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