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GETTING OLDER
Monday, December 19, 2016      21 comments

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told he... Read more
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD
Sunday, December 18, 2016      24 comments

George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go tu... Read more
Your Yearly Dementia Test! (only 4 questions this year)
Friday, December 16, 2016      22 comments

Can you pass the test? Scroll down, read and answer each question, then scroll down some more for the correct answer. Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is a... Read more
Obama, Hillary and Trump at the gates of heaven.
Friday, December 16, 2016      22 comments

Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the gates of heaven. God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in." God asks Obama first: “What do you believ... Read more
Irish Hunting Trip
Wednesday, December 14, 2016      18 comments

Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week, hunting moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take on... Read more
Lee Trevino: Why I Mow My Own Lawn
Sunday, November 20, 2016      23 comments

One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did. A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front... Read more
Eye-Opening Predictions.
Saturday, November 19, 2016      29 comments

In 1998, Kodak had 170,000 employees and sold 85% of all photo paper worldwide. Within just a few years, their business model disappeared and they went bankrupt. What happened to Kodak will happen in a lot of industries in the next 10 years – an... Read more
This is Priceless!
Friday, November 18, 2016      20 comments

What is meant by the modern term referred to as 'POLITICAL CORRECTNESS'.. The definition is found in 4 telegrams at the Truman Library and Museum in Independence, Missouri. The following are copies of four telegrams between Pr... Read more
A RUSSIAN MILITARY ACADEMY LECTURE
Wednesday, November 16, 2016      18 comments

The commanding officer at the Russian Military Academy (the equivalent of a 4-star U.S. general) gave a lecture on 'Potential Problems and Military Strategy.' At the end of the lecture, he asked, are there any questions? An officer stood... Read more
Joke of the Day.
Monday, November 14, 2016      28 comments

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local Town Hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $5, I'd take my clothes off and streak through ... Read more
Pulled over at @ 2 a.m.
Wednesday, November 09, 2016      24 comments

Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the hum... Read more
RULES AT THE SENIORS COMPLEX
Sunday, November 06, 2016      20 comments

"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second ti... Read more
I M i s s B i l l ? ? ? ? ? ?
Saturday, November 05, 2016      17 comments

It doesn’t matter what party you belong to, this is good-natured political humour from a show on Canadian TV, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton. “Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!" * He was the cl... Read more
NON-SMARTISMS
Saturday, October 29, 2016      18 comments

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. A room temperature IQ. A photographic memory, but his lens cap is glued on. Fell out of the family tree. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking. Gates are dow... Read more
Best Camp Letter
Wednesday, October 26, 2016      24 comments

How to reassure parents . . . Dear Mum, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, ... Read more

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