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My Rules.
Tuesday, April 25, 2017      16 comments

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner t... Read more
Looking Back.
Monday, April 24, 2017      14 comments

After 25 years of marriage, a husband took a long look at his wife one day and said: "Twenty-five years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, and I slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a sexy twenty-six year old blonde.... Read more
Once upon a time...
Sunday, April 23, 2017      21 comments

A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy, Hameed" . One day Hameed’s moth... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, April 21, 2017      16 comments

Strangers on a train. Four strangers travelled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other. One woman was a very wealthy and sophisticated 70-year-old lady who was decked out in... Read more
Thursday, April 20, 2017      18 comments

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on their holidays. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some r... Read more
Joke of the Day.
Wednesday, April 19, 2017      13 comments

Finding one of her students pulling faces at other kids in the playground, a teacher gently reprimanded the child. Smiling, the teacher said: "When I was a child, I was told that if I make ugly faces, the wind would change and I would stay ... Read more
Cup of Tea
Tuesday, April 18, 2017      18 comments

A girl was given a tea set for her second birthday. It became one of he favourite toys, and when her mother went away for a few weeks to care for her sick aunt, the toddler loved to take her father a little cup of tea, which was just water reall... Read more
Lie Detecting Robot
Monday, April 17, 2017      15 comments

John was a salesman's' delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed ... Read more
How Can I Get To Heaven?
Sunday, April 16, 2017      18 comments

The Sunday School lesson for the first graders was on the plan of salvation. The teacher asked, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?" "No!" all the child... Read more
Children writing about the ocean
Saturday, April 15, 2017      17 comments

The next time you take an oceanography course, you will be totally prepared! 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6 ) 2 ) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3) - If you ar... Read more
A Children's Sermon.
Thursday, April 13, 2017      17 comments

Got an email today and just had to share with all of you! While the priest was presenting a children's sermon before the whole congregation. He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was. Now, asking questions ... Read more
What a way to get free drinks from a bartender!
Monday, April 10, 2017      25 comments

a purloined blog.. A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reac... Read more
Tech Support
Sunday, April 02, 2017      21 comments

The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilario... Read more
Dr. Geezer's clinic
Friday, March 24, 2017      23 comments

An old geezer became bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000." Doctor "Young," ... Read more
Joke of the Day.
Thursday, February 23, 2017      25 comments

In London long ago, a man got lost in a thick fog. Finally he came across a little door and knocked on it. A little boy answered, so the man asked, "Could I speak to your father please?" The kid said, "I am sorry, Father's just gone o... Read more

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