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Another Doctor please
Tuesday, May 09, 2017      18 comments

Looking down at his patient, the doctor decided to tell him the truth. “I feel that I must tell you: You are a very sick man. I’m sure you would want to know the facts. I don’t think you have much time left. Now, is there anyone you would ... Read more
God Loves Drunk People Too
Saturday, May 06, 2017      19 comments

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:0... Read more
It hurts all over!
Friday, May 05, 2017      21 comments

The retired guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts.” The doctor replies, “OK. Touch your elbow.” The guy touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain. The doctor, surprised, th... Read more
Pentecostal Dog
Tuesday, May 02, 2017      16 comments

A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist. They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally, they found a kennel whose owner a... Read more
Funnies
Sunday, April 30, 2017      17 comments

(some not so funny, or maybe I’m just a bit thick!!) I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down. Two clowns a... Read more
Chocolate Peanuts
Friday, April 28, 2017      18 comments

A preacher goes to a nursing home to meet an elderly parishioner. As he is sitting there he notices this bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they talk, he can't help himself and eats one after another. By the time they... Read more
THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
Wednesday, April 26, 2017      21 comments

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her handbag and was getti... Read more
My Rules.
Tuesday, April 25, 2017      16 comments

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner t... Read more
Looking Back.
Monday, April 24, 2017      14 comments

After 25 years of marriage, a husband took a long look at his wife one day and said: "Twenty-five years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, and I slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a sexy twenty-six year old blonde.... Read more
Once upon a time...
Sunday, April 23, 2017      21 comments

A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy, Hameed" . One day Hameed’s moth... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, April 21, 2017      16 comments

Strangers on a train. Four strangers travelled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other. One woman was a very wealthy and sophisticated 70-year-old lady who was decked out in... Read more
HOLY VACATION.
Thursday, April 20, 2017      18 comments

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on their holidays. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some r... Read more
Joke of the Day.
Wednesday, April 19, 2017      13 comments

Finding one of her students pulling faces at other kids in the playground, a teacher gently reprimanded the child. Smiling, the teacher said: "When I was a child, I was told that if I make ugly faces, the wind would change and I would stay ... Read more
Cup of Tea
Tuesday, April 18, 2017      18 comments

A girl was given a tea set for her second birthday. It became one of he favourite toys, and when her mother went away for a few weeks to care for her sick aunt, the toddler loved to take her father a little cup of tea, which was just water reall... Read more
Lie Detecting Robot
Monday, April 17, 2017      15 comments

John was a salesman's' delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed ... Read more

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