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Civilization in 2017- this is priceless!!!
Friday, July 28, 2017      20 comments

� Our Phones - Wireless � Cooking - Fireless � Cars - Keyless � Food - Fatless � Tires -Tubeless � Dress - Sleeveless � Youth - Jobless � Leaders - Shameless � Relationships - Meaningless � Attitudes... Read more
Need A New PC ?
Wednesday, July 26, 2017      24 comments

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on... If Bud Abbott and Lo... Read more
Doctors.
Monday, July 24, 2017      25 comments

True stories from Doctors... A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed... Read more
WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN WHEN WE PRAY?
Thursday, July 20, 2017      24 comments

One of the nicest e-mails ever: I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, "Thi... Read more
Short Story!
Saturday, July 15, 2017      25 comments

A college class was told they had to write a short story in a few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things: (1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery Below is the ... Read more
Fashion Advice for Over 50 Crowd
Thursday, July 13, 2017      23 comments

Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to be n... Read more
HOW TO STAY YOUNG!
Sunday, July 09, 2017      24 comments

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this In mind if you are o... Read more
How To Achieve Inner Peace
Friday, July 07, 2017      18 comments

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. A renowned psycho-analyst on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you ... Read more
Question?
Sunday, July 02, 2017      17 comments

Are you as moral as you think you are? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situati... Read more
ARE YOU A BITCH?
Thursday, June 29, 2017      17 comments

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist" The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know...... Read more
Gordon's pizza
Saturday, June 24, 2017      31 comments

- Hello! Gordon's pizza? - No sir it's Google's pizza. - So I dialed the wrong number? - No sir, Google bought it. - OK. Take my order please .. - Well sir, you want the usual? - The usual? You know me? - According to our cal... Read more
The golfer's daughter
Wednesday, June 21, 2017      21 comments

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say go... Read more
1st Grader Answers
Monday, June 19, 2017      21 comments

A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her Clarkston, MI class. She presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to bel... Read more
Work or play?
Saturday, June 17, 2017      17 comments

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play, so he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhausti... Read more
FUNNIES
Wednesday, June 14, 2017      25 comments

The Mexicans were asked how they felt about Trump's wall. They replied that they were quite upset but they would get over it. -------------------- Our Supply Clerk at the factory where I work, discovered a box that was left on the load... Read more

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