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NO NATIVITY SCENE IN WASHINGTON DC IN 2017!
Thursday, December 14, 2017      21 comments

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene on Capitol Hill this Christmas season. This has nothing to do with the U.S. Constitution's prohibition against the establishment or promotion of a religion by the federal go... Read more
The Ten Commandments
Wednesday, December 13, 2017      21 comments

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy mother,” she asked, “is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers ... Read more
Human Resources
Sunday, December 10, 2017      18 comments

One day while walking downtown, a Human Resources woman was hit by a bus and was tragically killed. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. “Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you g... Read more
Zoo Keeper
Saturday, December 09, 2017      22 comments

A guy starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does so, a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is the boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his ... Read more
The Fence Repair - Australian style !!
Friday, December 08, 2017      19 comments

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at Government House. One is from Cabramatta, another is from Marrickville, and the third is from Lane Cove. All three go with an official to examine the fence. The Cabramatta... Read more
POTATOES
Monday, December 04, 2017      23 comments

POTATOES WELL, A GIRL POTATO AND BOY POTATO HAD EYES FOR EACH OTHER, AND FINALLY THEY GOT MARRIED, AND HAD A LITTLE SWEET POTATO, WHICH THEY CALLED 'YAM'. OF COURSE, THEY WANTED THE BEST FOR YAM. WHEN IT WAS TIME, THEY TOLD HER ABOUT... Read more
God's Plan for Ageing
Thursday, November 16, 2017      27 comments

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. ... Read more
My Goldfish
Thursday, November 02, 2017      23 comments

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he asked in his friendliest way, “What are you up to, Nancy?” “My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully... Read more
A Halloween story a few days early
Friday, October 27, 2017      25 comments

A Dark and Stormy Night This will Make Your Day Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe...as it happens, near Transylvania . They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was l... Read more
Engineers....
Wednesday, October 25, 2017      19 comments

An Engineer dies, and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort down there, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pr... Read more
THE PROPER WAY TO CALL SOMEONE A BA*TARD . . .
Thursday, October 19, 2017      24 comments

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first few holes. ... Read more
THE PREACHER AND THE KU KLUX KLAN
Friday, October 13, 2017      19 comments

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not ... Read more
A few Irish jokes.
Thursday, October 12, 2017      29 comments

It's been a couple of months since I posted my last blog before going on holidays. Seeing that I visited Dublin, besides Scotland, England, Holland, Isle of Man, Iceland, Greenland, Newfoundland and lastly Boston I thought these will be approp... Read more
Short Stories
Friday, August 04, 2017      25 comments

These twelve short stories are all very good stories and make us think twice about the daily happenings in our lives as we deal with others!! 1. Today, I interviewed my grandmother for part of a research paper I'm working on for my Psycho... Read more
A biker & God
Monday, July 31, 2017      22 comments

A man on his Harley was riding along a Victorian beach road when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The bike... Read more

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