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Two more sleeps!
Sunday, January 14, 2018      18 comments

This is a new year so it's time for a holiday. Our first one is my special emoticon ... Read more
$500 Loan
Thursday, January 11, 2018      19 comments

An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. The banker pulled out the loan application. “What are you going to do with the money?” he asks the Indian. “Buy Silver, make jewelry, and sell it,” was the response. “What have yo... Read more
How Can I Get To Heaven?
Monday, January 08, 2018      20 comments

The Sunday School lesson for the first graders was on the plan of salvation. The teacher asked, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?” “No!” all the child... Read more
Thursday, January 04, 2018      21 comments

Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this, especially those of you who bake for church events: Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies’ Group in Tuscaloosa, but forgot to do it until the last ... Read more
Just for laughs
Thursday, December 28, 2017      20 comments

School Question Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?" Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?" *** Hiking... Read more
XMAS TALE printed in U.S. Newspaper.. 1st prize! (1999)
Sunday, December 24, 2017      15 comments

This is an article submitted to a 1999 'Louisville Sentinel' contest, to find out who had the 'wildest Christmas dinners'. This won first prize! As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of 'panty-hose' over his fireplace... Read more
You can take it with you
Sunday, December 24, 2017      17 comments

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. ... Read more
How Old Is Grandpa?
Friday, December 22, 2017      11 comments

How Old Is Grandpa? Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It may blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the sh... Read more
What's up Doc
Thursday, December 21, 2017      20 comments

Bugs Bunny was shopping at the supermarket and a sales assistant said to him: “If you can tell me what 19,866 times 10,543 is, we’ll give you free carrots for life.” Immediately, Bugs responded: “209,447,238”. The sales a... Read more
Parrot Attitude
Tuesday, December 19, 2017      19 comments

An oldie but a goodie. A young woman named Jessie received a parrot as a gift many years ago. Over time the parrot developed an extremely bad attitude. It got to the point that every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude and obnoxi... Read more
A Cowboy Named Bud
Monday, December 18, 2017      24 comments

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and ... Read more
Camping Trip
Saturday, December 16, 2017      19 comments

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. Holmes said: “Watson, look up and tell me what you see”. ... Read more
Thursday, December 14, 2017      21 comments

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene on Capitol Hill this Christmas season. This has nothing to do with the U.S. Constitution's prohibition against the establishment or promotion of a religion by the federal go... Read more
The Ten Commandments
Wednesday, December 13, 2017      21 comments

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy mother,” she asked, “is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers ... Read more
Human Resources
Sunday, December 10, 2017      18 comments

One day while walking downtown, a Human Resources woman was hit by a bus and was tragically killed. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. “Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you g... Read more

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