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John and Sue are watching TV
Monday, March 19, 2018      20 comments

John and Sue, an old married couple, are sitting on the couch watching television. On the show, the TV hosts are speaking about how to prepare in case of death. Turning to his wife, John says, “Honey, I want you to promise me, that if th... Read more
Save The Dead Rabbit
Sunday, March 18, 2018      24 comments

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well a... Read more
The 2017 Darwin Awards are out...
Tuesday, March 13, 2018      20 comments

Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in ... Read more
A husband and wife were having an argument
Monday, March 12, 2018      29 comments

A husband and wife were having a big argument at breakfast. “You aren’t so good in bed either!” The husband shouted and stormed off to work. By midday, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife fi... Read more
An elderly couple is having an elegant dinner
Thursday, March 08, 2018      24 comments

An elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never ... Read more
A man visits his local doctor
Tuesday, March 06, 2018      28 comments

A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over, he says, “In plain English, what’s wrong with me?” “Well, in plain English,” says the doctor. “You’re... Read more
It got so crowded in heaven one day
Friday, March 02, 2018      21 comments

It got crowded in heaven one day that God decided to only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates when a downtrodden man came up to him. Saint Peter asked him: “Tel... Read more
An Engineer And A Programmer
Thursday, March 01, 2018      23 comments

A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York. The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The engineer just wants to take a nap, s... Read more
An extremely loyal fan
Sunday, February 25, 2018      21 comments

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself “what a waste” he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat,... Read more
What I Have Learned
Monday, February 19, 2018      18 comments

I Have Learned that… … the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. … when you’re in love, it shows. … just one person saying to me, “You’ve made my day!” makes my day. … having a child fall asleep in ... Read more
Marriage or Relationship With a Significant Other ...
Thursday, February 15, 2018      24 comments

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's ...then adopt a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you w... Read more
I own the fastest car
Tuesday, February 13, 2018      27 comments

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. ... Read more
Why Athletes can’t have regular job
Tuesday, February 06, 2018      23 comments

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I wan’ all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan’ all the kids to copulate me.” 2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I ... Read more
A Bad Day
Sunday, February 04, 2018      24 comments

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, whatcha gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. “Co... Read more
What happened in Ballarat?
Monday, January 15, 2018      21 comments

Here is a story about a man nicknamed Animal McBride. Animal was a giant of a man, weighing 140kg/ 308 lbs, with a big, bushy beard and was well known, having worked all around Australia. This particular day, he was in a hotel having a... Read more

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