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Not flying to New York!
Tuesday, May 29, 2018      30 comments

A blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy and then looks into the front of the cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats appear to be much larg... Read more
An affair.
Sunday, May 27, 2018      21 comments

Mary and Jack were watching TV when the phone rang. Mary left him on the couch to answer the phone and was back in a few seconds. “Who was it?” Jack asked. “My husband,” she replied. “I better get going,” he said.”Where was ... Read more
Just missed it!
Friday, May 25, 2018      22 comments

A group of tourists arrived at Runnymede. Gathering around the tour guide, they listened intently as he said, "This is the exact spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta. How amazing!" One of the members of the group y... Read more
The Morning After.
Wednesday, May 23, 2018      16 comments

The morning after their wedding a couple finally woke up at the first rays of light. The wife was so impressed with her husband’s performance the previous night that she asked him a question “Darling, you are just wonderful. Last night... Read more
Tom and Julie cuddling up.
Tuesday, May 22, 2018      24 comments

Tom, an 85-year-old man, was sitting on the couch with his wife Julie, when she said to him, “Why don’t you come sit close to me like you used to?”. So he did. After a moment Julie said, “Why don’t you put your arm around me like you used t... Read more
Year 3 student in English class
Sunday, May 20, 2018      18 comments

An English teacher was testing her Year 3 students one day. “Can anyone give me a sentence about a public servant?” she asked. One child raised their hand confidently. “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant,” he said, smiling with... Read more
A little girl was at a wedding ceremony.
Saturday, May 19, 2018      17 comments

A little girl was at a wedding with her parents. Slightly confused, after the nuptials, she asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. “What do you mean?” responded her mother, looking perplexed. “Well,” the little girl, wi... Read more
A helicopter in trouble.
Thursday, May 17, 2018      18 comments

A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses engine power while flying over a lake and the aircraft begins to descend. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in the water and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the ... Read more
Great suggestion!
Wednesday, May 16, 2018      17 comments

An elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up “Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s libido,” she asked. The doctor smiled. “Have you tried to give him Viagra?” “Doctor, I... Read more
An elderly couple go for a quick check-up.
Monday, May 14, 2018      16 comments

An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical exams on the same day. After examining the elderly man, the doctor asked him if he had any concerns he would like to talk about. The old man said,”Yes I do. After I make love to my wi... Read more
She definitely wasn't impressed!
Sunday, May 13, 2018      18 comments

A woman aboard a cruise ship was not impressed by the jazz trio in one of the ship's restaurants. When her waiter came around to her table, she asked, "Will they play anything I ask?" "Of course," replied the waiter. "Then tell th... Read more
Watergate Hotel
Friday, May 11, 2018      25 comments

A couple travelled to Washington and stayed at the Watergate Hotel. The wife felt apprehensive, telling her husband, "Weren't all those rooms bugged years ago?" So the husband searched the room and found nothing. Just as he was about... Read more
Am I his father?
Wednesday, May 09, 2018      20 comments

An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down. The young man had spiked hair and each spike was a different colour … green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. After a while, the young man notic... Read more
A neighbour knocked on an old man’s door
Saturday, May 05, 2018      18 comments

An old man was surprised when his gorgeous, young female neighbour knocked on his door one evening. As soon as he opened the door, she blurted out, “I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, go out for some drinks an... Read more
Marriage proposal
Thursday, May 03, 2018      24 comments

Two elderly people living in a retirement home had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big arena in the clubhouse. The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal wen... Read more

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