Sunday, June 10, 2018 18 comments
A very distinguished lady was filling out her customs form as the plane prepared to land. She was seated next to a friendly priest and asked for his help. "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?" she asked To which he replied: "Of cou... Read more
Suitcase too big!
Sunday, June 10, 2018 25 comments
The flight attendant watched a passenger try to stuff his hopelessly overloaded bags into the overhead storage. Finally, she informed him that he would have to check the oversized luggage. "When I fly other airlines," he said irritably... Read more
Holiday in Scotland.
Thursday, June 07, 2018 22 comments
A husband and wife were traveling on holiday in Scotland. As they approached Kirkcudbright, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. The argument raged until they stopped for lunch. As they stood in the restaurant, t... Read more
Tuesday, June 05, 2018 24 comments
One evening a wife drew her husband’s attention to the couple next door. “Do you see that couple?” she asked. “They look so devoted. He kisses her every time they meet! Why don’t you do that?” “I would love to,” replied the husband, “b... Read more
A man and a dog going on a holiday.
Sunday, June 03, 2018 21 comments
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a town he planned to visit on his holiday. He wrote: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well-behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my roo... Read more
Wednesday, May 30, 2018 24 comments
A man decided to travel to France. He assumed that most French people would speak English. The man bought a train ticket and hopped onto a train. A ticket inspector, who only spoke French, began talking to him. Not understanding, he simply ... Read more
Not flying to New York!
Tuesday, May 29, 2018 30 comments
A blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy and then looks into the front of the cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats appear to be much larg... Read more
Just missed it!
Friday, May 25, 2018 22 comments
A group of tourists arrived at Runnymede. Gathering around the tour guide, they listened intently as he said, "This is the exact spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta. How amazing!" One of the members of the group y... Read more
The Morning After.
Wednesday, May 23, 2018 16 comments
The morning after their wedding a couple finally woke up at the first rays of light. The wife was so impressed with her husband’s performance the previous night that she asked him a question “Darling, you are just wonderful. Last night... Read more
Tom and Julie cuddling up.
Tuesday, May 22, 2018 24 comments
Tom, an 85-year-old man, was sitting on the couch with his wife Julie, when she said to him, “Why don’t you come sit close to me like you used to?”. So he did. After a moment Julie said, “Why don’t you put your arm around me like you used t... Read more
Year 3 student in English class
Sunday, May 20, 2018 18 comments
An English teacher was testing her Year 3 students one day. “Can anyone give me a sentence about a public servant?” she asked. One child raised their hand confidently. “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant,” he said, smiling with... Read more
A little girl was at a wedding ceremony.
Saturday, May 19, 2018 17 comments
A little girl was at a wedding with her parents. Slightly confused, after the nuptials, she asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. “What do you mean?” responded her mother, looking perplexed. “Well,” the little girl, wi... Read more
A helicopter in trouble.
Thursday, May 17, 2018 18 comments
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses engine power while flying over a lake and the aircraft begins to descend. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in the water and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the ... Read more
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