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Group therapy session
Sunday, September 23, 2018      14 comments

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daught... Read more
A hiker had a heart attack.
Saturday, September 22, 2018      19 comments

A group of friends went out rambling/hiking one day and decided to pair off in twos for the afternoon. That evening one of them returned alone, staggering under the weight of a heavy rucksack/backpack. "Where's Bertram?" the other ramblers ... Read more
Convention in Chicago.
Friday, September 21, 2018      17 comments

A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago. For this particular trip, he decided to bring his wife. When they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room, the man said: “You rest here while I register – I’ll be back within an hour... Read more
A man hears a knock at his door.
Thursday, September 20, 2018      26 comments

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same ... Read more
Playing cards.
Monday, September 17, 2018      20 comments

Two elderly ladies have been friends for decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Lately, their activities have been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day when they were playi... Read more
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Saturday, September 15, 2018      22 comments

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer:... Read more
Joke of the Day.
Friday, September 14, 2018      18 comments

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play gridiron. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half, a centipede scored so many touchdowns the little animals won the ... Read more
Every decade a monk can break his vow of silence.
Wednesday, September 12, 2018      17 comments

Every 10 years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. After his first decade at the monastery, one monk finally gets his chance to speak. He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.” ... Read more
Two men go hiking.
Tuesday, September 11, 2018      21 comments

Two men are out hiking when the first one stops and asks: "Did you see that?". "No," the second man replies. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the first exclaims. A few minutes later the first man stops again and asks: "Did... Read more
A Plane is Delayed.
Monday, September 10, 2018      20 comments

A plane was moving down the tarmac before it stopped abruptly, turned around and returned to the gate. After a two hour delay, it finally took off. "What was the problem?" a worried passenger asked the flight attendant. "The pilot was ... Read more
A child goes to the doctor.
Thursday, September 06, 2018      22 comments

A young girl has a terrible case of the flu, she is achy, has a high fever and is terribly hoarse. After waiting for the doctor for over an hour she is finally admitted. After the usual routine of listening to her breathing and checkin... Read more
Little Susie said a prayer before bed.
Sunday, September 02, 2018      24 comments

Little Susie said a prayer before she went to bed. Her mother walked passed her room and saw her on her knees praying to God so she eavesdropped for a moment. “Dear God, please look after my mother and my father and my little sister. And p... Read more
A priest walked into a bar.
Tuesday, August 21, 2018      20 comments

A priest walked into a bar and made an announcement. “Anyone who wants to go to heaven, stand up.” Everybody in the bar stood up except for one drunk man sitting in the corner. The priest looked at the man. “My son, don’t you wan... Read more
A woman finds a magic lamp.
Wednesday, August 08, 2018      23 comments

A woman is walking along the beach when she stumbles across a Genie’s lamp partially buried in the sand. She picks it up and rubs it. Within seconds a Genie appears before her and tells her he can grant her one true desire. Without he... Read more
A night at an expensive hotel.
Tuesday, June 19, 2018      22 comments

A not-so-rich couple decide to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognises they aren't wealthy, but can't throw them out so instead he decides to be clever. In the morning the couple go to settle to t... Read more

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