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Leaving early.
Saturday, October 13, 2018      21 comments

Three girls worked in the same office for the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. The girls decided that the next day when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came ba... Read more
A mother and son go fishing.
Friday, October 12, 2018      18 comments

Little Eddie and his mum were digging for fishing bait in the garden before setting off on their fishing trip. Uncovering a many-legged creature, Eddie proudly dangled it before his mum. “No, honey, it won’t do for bait,” she said. “It... Read more
A man was stranded in the desert.
Thursday, October 11, 2018      18 comments

A man traveling through the desert was desperate for water. After three days he was on his hands and knees crawling along when he spotted a man coming towards him with a suitcase. "Water," cried the traveler. "Please, water!" "Sorry," repli... Read more
A priest wanted to sell bibles door-to-door
Monday, October 08, 2018      25 comments

A priest wanted to sell bibles so he asked for volunteers to go door-to-door and sell them for $10 each. Peter, Paul and Louie decided to volunteer for the task. While Peter and Paul were both respected salesmen in the town, the priest had do... Read more
Two men are playing golf.
Thursday, October 04, 2018      26 comments

Two guys are playing golf and the women in front of them are really taking their time. One man complains: “Good god these women are slow. What the hell is taking them so long?” The other man says: “I’m gonna go ask those ladies if we c... Read more
A couple are playing in a golf club championship.
Tuesday, October 02, 2018      20 comments

An older couple is playing together in the annual golf club championship and everything is riding on an apparently easy putt the wife has to make on the last hole. Worried and under pressure, she spends a lot of time adjusting her stance be... Read more
Students and their teachers.
Monday, October 01, 2018      18 comments

It's apparent," said the teacher, "that you haven't been studying your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well," said the student. "Dad says the world is changing every day, so I want to wait until it settles down." ---------------------... Read more
A man was at a supermarket.
Sunday, September 30, 2018      17 comments

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. When he got to the check-out line, the lady got in front of hi... Read more
A man visited a restaurant.
Saturday, September 29, 2018      18 comments

A man visited a restaurant and saw there was WiFi available so asked for the password. The waitress told him "eat first", so he placed his order and after eating asked again for the password. "Eat first," the waitress replied again. ... Read more
A woman was sacked from her job.
Wednesday, September 26, 2018      21 comments

A woman was speaking to her friend about how she had recently been sacked from her job. "I was downloading a game onto my work computer and it caused everything to crash," she explained. "Firing you for that is a bit harsh," the friend... Read more
A police car pulled up to a woman’s house
Tuesday, September 25, 2018      21 comments

A police car pulled up to an older woman’s house and her husband got out. Rushing out of the house, the woman looked worried to see a police vehicle in her driveway. The constable explained that her husband had said he was lost in the park... Read more
Engine failure
Monday, September 24, 2018      18 comments

A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom, "I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We'll be delayed for 45 minutes". Suddenly there's ... Read more
Group therapy session
Sunday, September 23, 2018      14 comments

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daught... Read more
A hiker had a heart attack.
Saturday, September 22, 2018      19 comments

A group of friends went out rambling/hiking one day and decided to pair off in twos for the afternoon. That evening one of them returned alone, staggering under the weight of a heavy rucksack/backpack. "Where's Bertram?" the other ramblers ... Read more
Convention in Chicago.
Friday, September 21, 2018      17 comments

A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago. For this particular trip, he decided to bring his wife. When they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room, the man said: “You rest here while I register – I’ll be back within an hour... Read more

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