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A husband and wife are flying to Australia.
Thursday, February 07, 2019      26 comments

A husband and wife are flying to Australia for a two week holiday to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. Suddenly, the captain announces: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning a... Read more
One more sleep.
Sunday, November 04, 2018      27 comments

It is time again to leave home tomorrow afternoon on our last holiday this year. It has been exactly 29 years since we were last time in Rome. That was a family holiday to France, Austria, and Italy with our 3 children in December 1989. ... Read more
A tour group visits Holland.
Saturday, November 03, 2018      20 comments

A group of Americans was traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside wher... Read more
I'm pissed.
Thursday, November 01, 2018      24 comments

Oh, I'm so mad...Sorry, but I need to vent!!! I experienced the WORST customer service today in town. I don't want to mention the name because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. Wednesday evening I bought something from this store ... Read more
A bit of humour for Wednesday, kids are wonderful little beings!
Tuesday, October 30, 2018      22 comments

1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to k... Read more
A husband and wife were getting divorced.
Monday, October 29, 2018      29 comments

A husband and wife were getting divorced. After a long meeting, the divorce court judge said, “Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully and I’ve decided to give your wife $275 a week.” The husband broke out in a grateful smi... Read more
A man was sitting in the waiting room.
Sunday, October 28, 2018      30 comments

A man was sitting in the waiting room nervous because his wife had just gone into labour. After a tense few minutes, a doctor came out to see him. The doctor said: ”Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!” The man was shoc... Read more
A blind man pilots a plane.
Saturday, October 27, 2018      22 comments

A pilot with poor eyesight had managed to pass his periodic vision exams by memorizing the eye charts beforehand. One year though, his doctor used a new chart that the pilot had never seen before. The pilot proceeded to recite the old chart... Read more
An elderly woman was driving
Thursday, October 25, 2018      28 comments

Two elderly women were on holiday. They were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The traffic light was red, but they went straight through. T... Read more
After 9 Months.
Tuesday, October 23, 2018      27 comments

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady wh... Read more
God's will.
Sunday, October 21, 2018      20 comments

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. ... Read more
A new monk arrives at the monastery.
Friday, October 19, 2018      19 comments

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He’s assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. However, he notices that they are copying copies and not the original books. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him abou... Read more
A climber fell off a cliff
Wednesday, October 17, 2018      24 comments

A climber fell off a cliff but managed to catch hold of a small branch as he tumbled down. “Help! Is there anybody up there?” he shouted. A majestic voice boomed through the gorge and replied: “I will help you, my son, but first you mu... Read more
Little Johnny returns from holiday
Tuesday, October 16, 2018      14 comments

Little Johnny's family holiday was over and he returned to school. Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her he was misbehaving. "Wait just a minute," his mother said. "I had Johnny with me for a month and I never called... Read more
A church is handing around the donations box.
Monday, October 15, 2018      19 comments

A church is handing around the donations box. To entice more donations, the priest says: “Whoever donates the most money for the church can choose three hymns at the end of the service.” The box makes its way back to the Priest and he looks... Read more

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