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A man challenges an Irishman to a bet.
Tuesday, March 26, 2019      24 comments

A man walks into a bar and taps an Irishman on the shoulder. He says: “I hear all you Irishmen are hard drinkers. Well, I’ll bet you $10 that you can’t do this.” The man orders 10 beers, then gulps them all down, one after the other. When h... Read more
Little Johnny had an ear infection
Saturday, March 23, 2019      30 comments

Little Johnny had to go to the paediatrician to treat an ear infection. The doctor directed his comments and questions to him in a professional manner. He asked Little Johnny, “Is there anything you are allergic to?” Little Johnny nodd... Read more
A blonde visited a farm.
Friday, March 22, 2019      24 comments

A blonde went away for the weekend to stay at a farm. She was taking a walk in the countryside when she noticed something that intrigued her. “Why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” she asked the local farmer who had walked up beside her. ... Read more
A man visited a cemetery.
Thursday, March 21, 2019      24 comments

A man travelled to his home town to visit the grave of his dearly departed mother. He began heading back to his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and... Read more
A couple ask a priest for help to have children
Monday, March 18, 2019      24 comments

A couple want to have children but the wife can’t get pregnant so they go to see a priest for advice. The priest tells them they came at the right time as his superior has sent him to Rome for 10 years and he’s leaving tomorrow. “As soon as... Read more
A couple were having problems
Saturday, March 16, 2019      29 comments

A couple were having marital problems so they decided to go to a marriage counselor. After a few visits and a lot of questioning and listening, the counselor said he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, walked over to the ... Read more
Two blondes travelled by train.
Monday, March 11, 2019      31 comments

Two blondes were taking their first train trip together. A staff member came down the corridor selling bananas so they each bought one. The first eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the... Read more
A woman visited Israel.
Sunday, March 10, 2019      25 comments

A woman was visiting Israel when she noticed that her watch needed a new battery. She searched for a watch repair shop and although she didn’t read Hebrew she saw a shop with clocks and watches in the window that looked promising. Sh... Read more
Two men are thinking about life.
Friday, March 08, 2019      29 comments

Two young men are speculating on how long they might live. One says he thinks he has a long life ahead of him. “After all,” he says, “my grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” the other man asks. “Alcohol... Read more
A couple went shopping
Wednesday, March 06, 2019      27 comments

A couple were holidaying overseas. They wanted to bring home a special present for their granddaughter. They went into a fancy shop and were looking around for a nice piece of clothing. They couldn’t decide which one to pick so asked... Read more
Harry came across a Genie in a bottle
Monday, March 04, 2019      27 comments

Harry was working at a construction site when he came across a bottle. He popped it open and out came a Genie. “I have to warn you,” said the Genie, “I’m not that powerful but I’ll try my best.” “Well,” said Harry, “I’m trying desperately t... Read more
A woman hopped on a bus
Friday, March 01, 2019      23 comments

A woman was travelling to a nearby town for a weekend away. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly e... Read more
A woman took the bus
Thursday, February 28, 2019      21 comments

A woman sat down next to a man on the bus. After a few moments, he asked her about her nice smelling perfume. "Excuse me, what is the name of your perfume and where did you buy it from," he queried. "It is Chanel and was from Paris," t... Read more
A couple were celebrating their 35th anniversary.
Monday, February 25, 2019      25 comments

A couple were having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary. The old man leaned forward and said softly to his wife: “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child ... Read more
Strength Contest
Friday, February 22, 2019      21 comments

A friend sent me this and I thought you'd all get a good emoticon like I did. The local bar was so sure ... Read more

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